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The Twit Saga, Part II was a virtual representation of one of Eivor Varinsdottir's genetic memories, relived by Layla Hassan through the Portable Animus HR-8.5.
Description[]
Eivor came across a bandit camp with two familiar faces tied up.
Dialogue[]
Eivor reached a bandit camp in northwest Lincolnscire and found two familiar Norse in need.
- Norse Soldier: Iva! Iva, wake up, you fool!
- Anglo-Saxon Soldier 1: He can't hear you. Passed out cold.
- Anglo-Saxon Soldier 2: She's right. You can tell by the pool of piss around his ankles, see? He won't come to for a while.
- Anglo-Saxon Soldier 1: It's alright. We'll wait. That way he can watch while we skin you.
- Norse Soldier: Never mind, Iva! Stay asleep! Sleep!
Eivor waited for the bandits to leave the man alone before making her way to him.
- Norse Soldier: O! It's you!
Eivor untied the man and killed all the bandits before speaking to him.
- Eivor: You two again? Bent over the barrel of another adventure, I see.
- Norse Soldier: This is his fault! I told him they looked like bandits, but he insisted on cheating them out of coin. We need to leave. Some of them went to fetch firewood. They will be back any moment.
- Eivor: There is no "we" in this. Your brother, your problem.
- Norse Soldier: What! No, please. Look at him! He is deadweight.
- Eivor: Deader weight soon. You should hurry.
- Norse Soldier: If I have to carry him, we will never make it out of here alive. Please!
Eivor relented and picked up the sleeping Iva, carrying him out of the camp while his brother followed.
- Eivor: Your brother is lucky I like you. There may not be much between your ears, but you are not the problem here.
- Norse Soldier: Thank you? Erm, this way!
The man led Eivor to a safer location while Iva muttered in his sleep.
- Norse Warrior: Think again, Saxon filth! There is no besting these Sons of Ragnar. Soon the world will know us by name!
- Eivor: A sleep-talker. Just what I needed.
- Norse Warrior: See this? Do. You. See it? This blade was forged by Grundel... Grundel Thundersmith! Greatest of all blacksmiths. One nick and your life essence will shoot out of you like a geyser from the depths of Norway. You laugh. Am I a joke to you? Do I look like a jester? That is what I thought! You will think again before laughing behind my back! No one laughs at me! No one!
- Eivor: Cast him aside when this is done. For your sake.
Eventually they reached a fork in the road south of a well-built log bridge over a stream.
- Norse Soldier: This is far enough. You can put him down.
Eivor set the still-sleeping Iva on the ground, at which point they were set upon by the reinforcements from the bandit camp.
- Anglo-Saxon Soldier 3: There they are! After them!
- Norse Soldier: Look there!
- Eivor: Stay close to me!
Eivor and the man charged into battle. Together, they dispatched the remaining bandits. Eivor spoke to him one last time.
- Eivor: This is where we part ways.
- Norse Soldier: Yes! My... my thanks. Thank you.
- Eivor: Stop thanking me and listen closely. This life does not suit you. There are people out there who would kill you over these petty squabbles.
- Norse Soldier: This I have realized...
- Eivor: If your idiot brother hatches another one of his glory seeking plans, take your fist and slam it right between his eyes. Or better yet, punch him in his cock. He will listen.
- Norse Soldier: Punch his cock. Yes. That should get the point across. Thank you... Err, you will never see us again.
- Eivor: Good.
Eivor took her leave just as Iva stirred and leapt to his feet.
- Norse Warrior: What-what... what-what-what did... Ah! We made away with the coin, didn't we? Poor fools never suspected us, but we are more clever than we look, eh!
His brother began walking off.
- Norse Warrior: Where are you going, Brother? You must tell the details of this great victory.
- Norse Soldier: I am going home!
Outcome[]
Eivor rescued the brothers from the camp and escorted them to safety.
Behind the scenes[]
The name of the memory and its preceding mission are likely references to both the romance-fantasy film series The Twilight Saga, based off American author Stephenie Meyer's mid-2000s book series Twilight, and how the film of the fourth book finale Breaking Dawn was split into two parts.