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Romeo and Aethelflaed was a virtual representation of one of Eivor Varinsdottir's genetic memories, relived by Layla Hassan in 2020 through the Portable Animus HR-8.5.
Description[]
A boy needs help with matters of the heart.
Dialogue[]
Eivor found a boy atop an observation tower.
- Esobert: I'm going to do it! You see if I don't. I'm just screwing my courage to the sticky place.
Eivor approached the boy.
- Eivor: What are you doing all the way up here?
- Esobert: Don't try and stop me. I will get that flower ... and then she'll see how much I love her.
- Eivor: A brave choice, little fellow.
- Esobert: Even if I get smashed on the ground like an ... an ... overripe plum... I am just getting my breath back. The climb was hard. I'm girding my erm ... loins...
- Eivor: Loins, eh? Or I could get it for you? I would hate to see such a ferocious flame snuffed out.
- Esobert: I mean, if you insist. But I could get it if I wanted to. Just so you know.
Eivor then used the zipline, but missed the flower arch.
- Anglo-Saxon Child 1: She missed, the stranger missed! That could've been Esobert's mangled noggin.
- Anglo-Saxon Child 2: What a terrible show, boo, boo...!
Eivor landed on the arch and plucked a flower from it.
- Anglo-Saxon Child 1: Saints alive! Did you see that? God sent Esobert an angel!
- Anglo-Saxon Child 3: Is it over? Did he fall? God's buttered crumpets, I never told him I loved him.
Eivor approached Esobert.
- Esobert: If I'd known it was that easy...
- Eivor: You'd have done it yourself. Risked life and limb. But great men know the value of a champion.
She handed him the flower.
- Eivor: What will you do with such a treasure?
Esobert pointed to girl.
- Esobert: It is for her. It is all for her, so she will finally notice me.
He breathed in and approached the girl and her mother. He gave the flower to the girl.
- Ealhswith: Æthelflæd? What do you say to the sweet boy?
- Æthelflæd: Thank you for the flower. It is very beautiful.
- Esobert: Now we are bethrothed, and I will grow up to be a great king and you will be my fair lady.
- Ealhswith: What say you, daughter? Do you think him a worthy suitor? He risked so much to declare his love. I will tell my husband, the king, you claim our daughter's hand. When you are a bit older of course. Come dearest.
The queen and princess left, and Esobert rejoined his friends.
- Anglo-Saxon Child 1: Noah's holy cattle! You actually gave a flower to the princess!
- Esobert: And now we are bethrothed.
- Anglo-Saxon Child 1: Takes more than that. There's holding hands and grunting. And then sometimes praying... "O, God! O, God!"
- Esobert: King Esobert the first. The Flea of Wincestre!
- Anglo-Saxon Child: All hail the Lord of the Saxons. Esobert the Flea!
Nearby, Eivor found two letters from Esobert to Æthelflæd.
- Heartfelt Love Poem
I am so lucky in love, blessed by the baby Jesus to have seen you from afar
Did you see me? I was wearing my best shoes
I hope one day you will be beside me
Together in love
Starlight to my moon
Bee to my honey
I have been struck by the horse and cart of love
Might I die if you do not look at me?
Yes
Tearstained Letter
Æthelflæd, your eyes are like
A pool of rainy water
Deep
And your hair is like my favorite goat's beard
When I saw you
Walking in the square
My heart hurt as bad as when I got the toothache
From chewing on a rotten turnip
I love you
Do you love me?
Please respond Yes or No
Yours forever, Esobert
Outcome[]
Eivor acquired the flowers and gave them to the boy, who presented them to his crush.