User:The Crimson Eagle

"A hero can be anyone. Even a man doing something as simple and reassuring as putting a coat around a young boy's shoulders to let him know the world hadn't ended."

- Batman's final words to James Gordon

"We will destroy Gotham and then, when it is done and Gotham is... ashes, then you have my permission to die."

- Bane's most epic speech, to Bruce Wayne

Howdy, I am The Crimson Eagle. You can call me: Crimson; Eagle; TCE; Crimson Eagle; or anything else you can come up with.

About me
"Everything I say is right, unless it isn't."

- Me

"I'm that cynical alcoholic you'd find alone at the corner of a bar next to the men's room."

- Me

Welcome wikians, you are now taking your first tentative steps to a better world. A world of fun, mischief, and best of all, a world where the only person you need to answer to is yours truly. Now, I know what you're all thinking. Is it all true? Is life at Crimson Eagle Enterprises everything it's rumored to be? Sadly, it is. All of it, but look at the bright side, at least you know what you're getting yourself into and I can promise you this. You'll never leave.

I really enjoy playing the Assassin's Creed games, and I'm quite knowledgeable about the series, so feel free to ask me anything at all.

I also make weekly polls about the game series, so check them out if you can be bothered, I find some joy in these somehow.

You can call me Mike (that's not my real name though) if I consider you awesome enough; if you're ready, you'll know.

I play on the PS3, and if anyone wants to add me for PSN, then contact me on my talkpage, and I'll reply as soon as I can.

What else? Oh yes, I hate sunglasses.

Personal links

 * Sandbox
 * Signature
 * Poll Submissions
 * Poll Submission Archive

My favourite characters

 * Ezio Auditore da Firenze- He was the character that got me into Assassin's Creed, since I played Brotherhood first. I like him because he has an, in my opinion, an excellent personality, in game standards of course. And, of course, his wide array of weapons, his leadership skills and his badassery.
 * Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad- The Assassin, I prefer Ezio, but I still like this character, his skill, his determination and loyalty to The Creed, after the original game of course.
 * Connor Kenway- Here so I don't have to think about it later. He sounds awesome enough already. I imagine people felt the same about Ezio in Assassin's Creed II's development.

My favourite weapons

 * Hidden Blades- Why not? There are awesome things to stab someone with!
 * Hidden Gun- I like the idea of shooting someone from my wrist.
 * Sword of Altaïr- It looks cool and it's maxed out in stats, except in ACR. *sigh*
 * Tomahawk- It's an axe, enough said.

My favourite robes

 * Armour of Altaïr- It looks cool and it is the only unbreakable armour in the games that I willingly wear.
 * Master Assassin robes- They are a brilliant shade of white and remind me of the Armour of Altaïr slightly.
 * Giovanni's robes- They are iconic and remind me of Ezio's younger days.

Games

 * Assassin's Creed 7/10
 * Assassin's Creed II (Game of the Year Edition) 9/10
 * Battle of Forlì
 * Bonfire of the Vanities
 * Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood 8/10
 * Copernicus Conspiracy
 * The Da Vinci Disappearance
 * Assassin's Creed: Revelations 7/10
 * The Lost Archive
 * Assassin's Creed III
 * The Tyranny of King Washington (To Be Acquired)

Books

 * Assassin's Creed: Renaissance
 * Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood
 * Assassin's Creed: The Secret Crusade
 *  Assassin's Creed: Revelations
 * Assassin's Creed: Forsaken

Other

 * Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood Ezio figure (Assassin White)

Timeline

 * 21/11/c.2009- Father received Assassin's Creed II
 * 16/04/2011- Received personal PS3
 * 23/04/2011- Received Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood
 * 30/04/2011- Began playing Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood
 * 06/05/2011- Finished Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood
 * 08/05/2011- Began playing Assassin's Creed II
 * 18/05/2011- Finished Assassin's Creed II
 * 16/06/2011- Received and began playing Assassin's Creed
 * 19/06/2011- Finished Assassin's Creed
 * 02/07/2011- Began playing The Da Vinci Disappearance
 * 03/07/2011- Finished The Da Vinci Disappearance
 * 25/12/2011- Received and began playing Assassin's Creed: Revelations
 * 26/12/2011- Finished Assassin's Creed: Revelations
 * 22/03/2012- Achieved 100% sync in Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood
 * 01/04/2012- Earned platinum trophy for Assassin's Creed II
 * 14/04/2012- Joined Assassin's Creed Wiki
 * 16/04/2012- Received novels
 * 22/04/2012- Finished Assassin's Creed: Renaissance
 * 29/04/2012- Finished Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood novel
 * 30/04/2012- Finished Assassin's Creed: The Secret Crusade
 * 05/05/2012- Finished Assassin's Creed: Revelations novel
 * 25/12/2012- Received Assassin's Creed III and Assassin's Creed: Forsaken. Began playing Assassin's Creed III
 * 28/12/2012- Finished Assassin's Creed III

Users who use that adapted infobox code I use
"What's so special about this damn infobox code?"

- Me

I'll add more when I see 'em.
 * The Crimson Eagle
 * Kainzorus Prime
 * Trever09
 * SupremeAssassin
 * Kabutsu
 * The Brave Wolf
 * Aegis Runestone
 * Gabriel Auditore
 * Stormbeast
 * TheSt0ryTeller
 * FatCantaloupe
 * LancelotLoire

Links I have used in the past
"What's a funny man without his box of tricks?"

- The Riddler



He could be Batman.

AFK

If we ever met in real life... (Only on TES Wiki, but still noteworthy)

Inception

Because I'm Batman!

Where are they?!

Wikis I've contributed to at least once

 * Assassin's Creed wiki (duh)
 * Fallout wiki (Nukapedia)
 * The Elder Scrolls wiki
 * Batman wiki
 * Dark Knight wiki
 * Uncharted wiki
 * Red Dead wiki
 * Star Wars wiki (Wookieepedia)
 * Dishonored wiki
 * Family Guy wiki (I saw a typo)

Top Ten Games (ever)

 * 1) Batman: Arkham City
 * 2) Red Dead Redemption
 * 3) Assassin's Creed II
 * 4) Assassin's Creed III
 * 5) Fallout 3 / New Vegas
 * 6) Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood
 * 7) Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II – The Sith Lords
 * 8) Batman: Arkham Asylum
 * 9) Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
 * 10) Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception

Avatars
The title speaks for itself, no?

Random stuff
"TOOCH DAT BOOTY DIRK. UNF. UGGUU."

- The YouTuber XMissyMarieX sayin' what we're all too timid to say!

"He looks like Mario Auditore when he's drunk, high, and hasn't slept for a year..."

- Me, to Gabe, about the Barber

"Sima's going to eat your face for yoinking his talkpage. Again. Over the course of three days."

- Kain, to Supreme

It's not "fishy pasta" dammit!

"I am a bad person who devours small mammals for breakfast."

- War Clown

I don't know why this amuses me...

"Like a threesome, but with eleven people instead of three."

- I explain what an eleven-way is to a friend

"North's almost literally everywhere. His voice will eventually command your toaster."

- I elaborate on Nolan North's voice being everywhere

"King Leonidas kicked an asshole INTO this pit, 2500﻿ years later, Batman crawls out of it. Evolution: Where is your God now?"

- The YouTuber asurasyn's strangely legit comment