User blog comment:Kabutsu/The Crimson Polls II: 18/@comment-5150860-20130908021506

Caption Contest:

Female: Hold it right there!! Why do the buildings around us look like Florence and Constantinople combined?

Male: Woah... Woah... I don't know.

/Holds the gun closer to his face\

Female: Aren't YOU the native here?

Male: You have got a point.....

Female: Don't stall!

Male: Alright... don't tell this to anyone. We are in an alternate reality where the Assassin's have taken over the world and the Templars have created a variation of the animus that produces alternate realities in order to confuse the Assassins.

Female: Yeah... and I'm a flying pig.

Male: You ARE a flying pig.

/Blasts head off\

Female: Mad Men.... Mad Men everywhere.