User blog comment:Dragonzzilla/Assassin Idea/@comment-1888392-20130720183239/@comment-3046679-20130722020109

Psh, crossbows.

Believe me, eternity in the company of Beelzebub - and all his hellish instruments of torment - will be a picnic compared to five minutes with me and this pencil.

Perhaps a crossbow that shoots pencils, now there's an idea.