User blog comment:Master Sima Yi/Assassinews 03-12-'14 — New Assassin's Creed in Victorian London leaked/@comment-5174994-20141208155105/@comment-4829046-20141209075956

Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon spouts the satirical line

"I hope I don't have to collect any f***ing flags"

The next satirical ubi game needs to say

"I hope I don't have to collect any f***ing community/app items." -_-