User:War Clown

"What is a man but the sum of his memories? We are the stories we live! The tales we tell ourselves!"

- Subject 16

Bio
"Those who become princes by virtue of their abilities acquire dominion with difficulty, but maintain them with ease."

- Niccolò Machiavelli, Chapter 6 of The Prince.

I am War Clown. I am also known as Jack White, Juan Blanco, Woozi, Garrus Vakarian, The Illusive Guy, Fang Xiaoru, Selim I, and many others. To start things off, I'm one of the administrators of this wiki. I mainly handle templates and managing the timeline, but I'll help in any way possible, and will get the job done, one way or the other.

I've been editing here since the days of Giovanni Auditore, doing what I can to improve this place. Overtime, I've refined my skills at editing, learning the code and proper format. I can safely say that I know what I'm doing in terms of editing. You need little to worry about me making a mistake.

Most of the time, I come off as a stoic and stern man to most people, only caring about progress and work. Not a lot get past that to see who I really am. All in all, I really don't have a proper definition for my behavior. Predictability is too mainstream.

Most of my interests lay in video games, be it single player or co-op, fighting or stealth. Other than Assassin's Creed, I'm also loyal to the inFamous, Metal Gear, Devil May Cry, God of War, BioShock, and Tekken franchises. They are what made me love video games.

Should you require assistance, I'm always here to lend a hand. Post me a message whenever you're in need of help.

Signatures
 1st - War Clown

2nd - War  Clown Wanna Talk?

3rd - Jacques le Blanc Reception Area

4th - Juan Blanco Reception Area

5th - Juan Blanco Reception Area

6th - WarClown  Frequency: 149.94

7th - WarClown  Dial-UpinFamous

8th - Jack  WallsinFamous

9th (Current) - Jack  WallsSupermen

War Clown Industries
Well, I've helped my share of wikis, other than Assassin's Creed Wiki. I've revived the inFamous Wiki, and also made Sly Cooper Wiki's background and wordmark, God of War Wiki's wordmark, the abandoned Vanquish Wiki's background and wordmark, Resistance Wiki's wordmark and background, and also several other wiki's wordmarks.

If you want, I can create a wordmark and/or background for a wiki you have dominion over. I'm hoping to help out at wikis as much as I can so, feel free to ask me for help whenever you can.

Assassin
"Fair Lucrezia could not sate her appetite for lovers. But I suspect she would be fine, with two or three more brothers."

- Ezio Auditore da Firenze

Games: Movies: Others:
 * Assassin's Creed - PS3
 * Assassin's Creed II - PS3
 * Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood - PS3
 * Assassin's Creed: Revelations (Collector's Edition) - PS3
 * Assassin's Creed: Bloodlines - PSP
 * Assassin's Creed: Altaïr's Chronicles - iPhone
 * Assassin's Creed II: Discovery - iPhone
 * Assassin's Creed: Lineage - YouTube
 * Assassin's Creed: Ascendance - MP3
 * Assassin's Creed: Embers - DVD
 * Assassin's Creed: The Fall (Issue 1) - Ubiworkshop
 * Assassin's Creed: The Secret Crusade
 * Assassin's Creed French Novels (Tome 1, 2) - PC
 * Assassin's Creed: Revelations Artbook
 * The Best of Assassin's Creed: Soundtrack

Desk Jockey
Currently revamping: Will be revamping (When, no one knows): Put on hold:
 * Assassin's Creed: Lineage
 * Assassin's Creed: Ascendance
 * Cypriot Resistance
 * Assassin's Creed: Embers
 * Shao Jun
 * Hunt on Cyprus
 * Hunt in Venice
 * Discovery in Spain
 * Spanish Inquisition
 * Assassin's Creed II: Discovery (Resuming: Indefinite)

Timeline
Revamping: Will be revamping Will be creating:
 * Fall of the Palaiologi (Imageneed)
 * Infiltration of the Janissary camp (Imageneed)
 * Skirmish in Constantinople's arsenal (Imageneed)
 * Fight for the Masyaf Keys
 * Search for the Masyaf keys
 * Destruction of the Great Chain (Imageneed)
 * Assault on Masyaf
 * Rebellion at Masyaf
 * Revelation in Masyaf
 * Exile of Altaïr
 * Insurrection of Altaïr

Wedge
Well, since you're already here, why not waste your time with these pointless links of pointlessness? These are some other logs that aren't really joke convos, but of sentimental value. In its own way.
 * Movies.
 * Spoiled Bot >.>
 * -_-
 * Try again.
 * RUN!
 * The Man of Steel.
 * Respect your elders.
 * <3
 * Tooti Frooti.
 * Good times.
 * Meet the wiki locals!
 * Try that again, I dare you.
 * >.>
 * Oooooh :P
 * Wrong Vault, pal.
 * First Encounter: Elchzard
 * First talkpage message ever sent + First Encounter: D. Cello

Cake
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