Database: E. Smith & Sons Pale Ale

Manufactured by E. Smith & Sons Ltd - Since 1855

SHAUN'S TASTING NOTES:

This is not beer. This is formaldehyde in a stoneware jug. In a mortuary somewhere, there's a freshly-embalmed corpse with a lovely aroma of hops and fine lacing down the glass. And frankly, I'd rather put that in my mouth than this swill.