User:War Clown

"I'm not arguing with you or anybody. I once got into an argument with a guy about whether Asia was a county, lol."

- AssassinsCreedExtra

Hello. If you've arrived here, that means you've been mislead. Exit Stage Right.

Bio
"Those who become princes by virtue of their abilities acquire dominion with difficulty, but maintain them with ease."

- Niccolò Machiavelli, Chapter 6 of The Prince.

I am War Clown. I have gone by many a name: Jack White, Juan Blanco, Jacques le Blanc, Marco (You can't call me that, only specific people can) and many others. I'm a paranoid schizophrenic who's been condemned to solitary confinement for 3 and a half years, and the only time they let me out is when I am tasked to alphabetize the institution's garbage waste by name of brand, starting from Z to A. People ask me if that is true. It's not.

I aim to contribute as many as I can on whatever wiki that needs a contribution. My specialty is template and graphics designing, some coding, summarization of events, and others. I can also help organize an article's sections and paraphrase some sentences. For me, things are simple here: Play nice and stay away from fools like this one. If you ever, ever, cross the line, consider yourself dead.

Signatures
 1st - War Clown

2nd - War  Clown Wanna Talk?

3rd - Jacques le Blanc Reception Area

4th - Juan Blanco Reception Area

5th - Juan Blanco Reception Area

6th - WarClown  Frequency: 149.94

7th - WarClown  Dial-UpinFamous

8th (Current) - Jack  WallsinFamous

Assassin
Games: Others:
 * Assassin's Creed - PS3
 * Assassin's Creed II - PS3
 * Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood - PS3
 * Assassin's Creed: Bloodlines - PSP
 * Assassin's Creed: Altaïr's Chronicles - iPhone
 * Assassin's Creed II: Discovery - iPhone
 * Assassin's Creed: Lineage - YouTube
 * Assassin's Creed: Ascendance - MP3
 * Assassin's Creed: The Fall (Issue 1) - Ubiworkshop
 * Assassin's Creed French Novels (Tome 1, 2) - PC

Desk Jockey
Currently revamping: Will be revamping (When, no one knows):
 * Assassin's Creed II: Discovery
 * Cypriot Resistance
 * Hunt on Cyprus
 * Hunt in Venice
 * Discovery in Spain
 * Spanish Inquisition

Wedge
Well, since you're already here, why not waste your time with these pointless links of pointlessness? These are some other logs that aren't really joke convos, but of sentimental value. In its own way.
 * Movies.
 * Spoiled Bot >.>
 * That's how a Sentinel does it.
 * Try again.
 * RUN!
 * The Man of Steel.
 * Respect your elders.
 * <3
 * FEAR ME!
 * Tooti Frooti.
 * Good times.
 * Meet the wiki locals!
 * Man up!
 * >.>
 * Got you there :P
 * First Encounter: Elchzard
 * First talkpage message ever sent + First Encounter: D. Cello