User blog comment:Kabutsu/The Crimson Polls II: 21/@comment-25395574-20130930165205/@comment-5546424-20131001020637

Blackbeard might become one of my favorite characters in AC. He doesn't approve of killing, but he's menacing enough to make you think that he eats human skin as an appetizer before devouring the meat and muscles as the main course, then using the skeleton for vitamin-enriched toothpicks.

...I may never write another comment like that again...