User blog:TheSt0ryTeller/Return, I have.

Special Note: This blog was written in front of a turtle, jokes seemed funny to it so the writer believed that it must be funny but then again, it might not be.

Hey-hey people of Assassin's Creed Wikia. I'm back and better then before, my absence was not only filled with awesomeness and swearing car people, it was also filled with crying children and awesome waterparks. Missed you all, but it was a great experience, really, it was. Oh my god! You know what I just realized?! Of course you don't, you're clueless about what I think. XD I just realized that in 1 month we'll be celebrating the long awaited release of Assassin's Creed: Revelations. So exciting ain't it? I'll be playing it on that day while PC gamers suffer XD, if not then I'll be watching Walkthroughs. ;) Anyway to contribute even if it means spoiling the game for me.

Tweeting Live
Special Note: This does not include awesomeness, it includes loneliness, so for your benefit, we have a picture of Ezio and a cookie on the right.

Alright, have you ever felt like "Aw, nobody plays Xbox Live" and "PSN is where it's at"? Well, never felt the second one but I have felt the first one but not to fear, you are not alone. I play Xbox Live and if you want, add me. I'm Jaguar2600, the origin of the name you want to know? Well, some of you may not know about the 2 consoles known as the Atari Jaguar and the Atari 2600, I combined the 2 names and took out Atari to create Jaguar2600 so I did not name it after a car as friends of mine assumed.

Now, I just recently got Twitter over my absence, it was great, I communicated with some Wiki members while absent and it helped. If you want to feel my Twitter experience and keep up with all events Teller, add me @JamesSamTeller.

The trip to Geelong
"If they deserve the ass-whoopin' it ain't child abuse"

- Your Favorite Martian - Whip yo' kids

Gather 'round young ones, TheSt0ryTeller has a story to tell you all.

If you've read my Userpage Location Absent Logs you may have noticed I listed down some places I visited during my Absence. I've got a special story that I have not wrote on it. You're getting special treatment, congratulations.

WARNING: For those who are against swearing, this story is not recommended.

I was driving to Geelong with a friend and as I stopped at a red light, a car pulls up beside me. I look at the car and see a man, woman and a child. The child was crying like mad and while the woman held the wheel firmly, the man just snapped and smacked his child. Me and my friend just sat in the car. The light turned green and we continued to drive, both the cars remained the same length from each other and we soon stopped at another red light and the man, once again, cracks it at the child but didn't hit it. Instead he scream, telling him to "SHUT THE F-CK UP" which were exactly his words. He looked at me and my friend who were just staring because we couldn't do anything. He yells at the top of his lungs "What the f-ck are you looking at?!" and my friend leans over so he could pop his head out the window. He looks at the man with a stern look, my body was squished as his covered mine (Nothing dirty, I know what you people are like.) He said "Mate, you never hit a kid, no matter how annoying they may seem, you never f-cking lay a hand on your child, understand?" The guy looked at him, he was furious but before he could say anything the light turned green and we had to drive, he went slower, he seemed to be doing 70 in an 80 zone, not too sure. As we passed him, he flipped us up and yelled "GO F-CK YOURSELF MATE! SHOVE THAT DILDO THAT'S IN YOUR BACKPOCKET UP YOUR A-- WHERE IT BELONGS AND GET THE F--K OUT!" The wife was just looking at him, frightened as anything. By the time he had finished screaming, we were ahead but we barely heard it, luckily we just managed to pick it up. My mate looked at me and said "Geez, what an asshole."

That's my trip to Geelong people. Enjoy that story? That's nice, it seems that children seem to follow me everywhere and cry. I was on the plane to Sydney, a crying child and that being said, as a topic a topic for this segment of my blog the topic will be for decoding. Form these words together to discover the topic. Good luck. :)

C_ y_ _ g

C _ _ l _ _ _ 'n

_ n

C _ r _

thumb|250px|right The first person to decode it will get a shiny new avatar with the words "Puzzle Master" inscribed on it. Now, as an ending to this section. I present to you, the latest Your Favorite Martian video, Whip your Kids which relate so much to the topic. I watched it, I laughed and loved it. Check it out to the right!

HQI
"Blah, blah, blah, No no, make it like this..."

- How I view a picky users comments

I'd like to thank Dotman for rising to Boss for the 2 weeks and if he tries to overthrow me, I'll kill him. Obviously the only way. Anyway, I've entered Titled Avatars, they work different then rank avatars and will record a title such as "Heavyweight Champ" or something like that. This idea is yet to be initiated and I hope it to be a success, guess there's one way to find out.

An Ending Pile of Youtube Channels and Ads (Sort of)
I'd like to give a shout out to some Youtube channels I've stumbled across and many you've most likely come across while surfin' youtube or anywhere but first. A shoutout for the guides I have created. Starting today, I will continue my work on Part 3- Your Own Guide to the Basics of Source Mode editing. Keep on the look out. Now time to get on with the list. :P
 * User Blog:TheSt0ryTeller/This Wiki and You- Your Personal guide to the Assassin's Creed Wiki
 * User Blog:TheSt0ryTeller/Your Guide to Assassin's Creed Wiki Part 2- Templates and IRC in Depth

Ray William Johnson (Equals 3)
We all knew that this would be on the list. Ray William Johnson manages to place humor into painful videos, fake or not fake (Mostly fake). I'd recommend watching him, each video will include 3 videos. It's like inception goin' on right there. Just go on youtube and type in the box: Ray William Johnson if you haven't already.

OBZ
This guy is crazy, seriously crazy.... I love it, he's funny which vibrates from his psychotic antics which make him a great internet personality. He should enroll in a mental institute but he doesn't, he does his own sh-t and keeps on going. I'd recommend you watch him.

Your Favorite Martian
This is a comical band which is animated and they make songs each month. I posted one of their videos up above, check it out. I also love how they bought it special guests, Nice Peter for one. The guy who creates the "Epic Rap Battles" and no, unfortunately, that will not appear on the list. Because there will only be 3 Youtube Channels on this blog post. But I'd recommend checking out this channel, BIG TIME. I even have some of their songs in my library. That's a rare occurrence. :P

Last Minute Notes
Before we end this blog post I'd like to give a shout out to my brother, Josh and wish him the best at his wedding. I told him in real life and thought it would be good to tell him on here. Aren't I a good brother? XD Now, I hold here a riddle for you to solve, the one who does will get a "special" render and would have earned the title as "The Riddler". :P Here it is, don't look it up online, if you do, I'll know:

Question: How far can a dog run into the woods?

Answer: Will come in one week.

One more thing I have to say which is, who here has heard of Sexams? You haven't?! Take it now and add this brand new userbox to your page, from the exclusive and "dirty" mind of Assassinist. Try it now! ^.^

Credits
This blog was a special production for my return and there are some people to thank for making this possible. So here it is.

The Turtle - Providing the humor that was needed for this blog post

Assassinist - Provided the idea for Sexams

War Clown - Created the Sexam userbox

TheSt0ryTeller - Wrote and published this blog

You - For reading this far (unless you skipped to the end, if so, GTFO)

Ray William Johnson - Although he didn't play a direct role, the Your Favorite Martian video appealed to one of the topics and he was mentioned above.

That Crazy Dude in the car next to Me' - ''Provided a humorous story which related to that topic''

Riddles.com - Provided the Riddle

Twitter - Helped make a segment of this blog

XBOX Live - Helped make a segment of this blog

Josh - Gave me a small reason to create the last minute section

"To be trusted is a greater compliment to be loved" - George MacDonald

Hope you enjoyed the blog. I made it special for your enjoyment. Nanu Nanu and Happy Editing. ^_^

Teller Words, On my Screen :O 05:47, October 14, 2011 (UTC)