User blog comment:Subject 12/Caption contest - Week 5/@comment-5594596-20111229120637

Rauf: Altaïrrrr!!! Altaïr: What? Rauf: If Al Mualim asks where I am, tell him I'll buy milk. Altaïr: What are you really gonna do? Rauf: Masturbate.

(Couldn't think of something else. This sucks)