User:War Clown

Reasons why I'm not online
 * I'm not home
 * I'm playing my PS3/PSP/DS
 * I'm sleeping
 * It's raining heavily
 * The Power's out
 * I'm online, but busy working on the Storyline
 * I'm online, but busy eating some pizza

Me...?
Howdy doodly! The name's W-ahem.....War Clown! (chilly background music O_O) You can call me War, because Clown sounds like an insult if left alone, but if you'd prefer to add the prefix Awesome, or Epic then I wouldn't mind. In fact, do it more frequently :D

I'm your average video game lover. Lives in the Philippines. Grew up with the PlayStation. Owned every one of them except for the PocketStation & the PSX. It only does Everything! Until Sony removes it T_T

I'm overflowing with knowledge, but also lacking. That's why I go to Wikia. If I can help in an article, I log in and edit (sometimes though, it doesn't log in & my edit becomes "Unregistered Contributor's" Edit T_T). I'm also a frequent visitor of the other Wikia sites, like the GTA Wiki and the Dead Space Wiki, but I do A LOT more reading than editing there :D

The great irony of being the...ahem, War Clown (chilly background music O_O)...is that I refrain from fighting and flame wars. Yes, I know, I know, It's weird, but I give others the freedom to voice their opinion out without chocking them to death :D Whether it'd be an insult to the PS3 (Its exclusives are horrible! It's online is free because it sucks! Xbox is THE Be-*BANG!*) or a direct verbal assault to one of my favorite games (MGS4 Suc-*BANG!*), I usually ignore these minor negativity, but if it goes a step too far, I'll have your head mounted on my kitchen, and use your tongue as a table cloth!

My favorite game series are Assassin's Creed, Metal Gear, Devil May Cry, God of War, BioShock, Grand Theft Auto & Dead Space

Other useless facts about me
 * I'm human :D
 * I share my first name with one of the Templars (Marco Barbarigo)
 * I'm a fan of the UFC (Undisputed 2010 is awesome!)
 * I like any music, so long as it appeals to me
 * I use a USB Modem get connected to the internet (which is why I don't have a PSN yet)
 * I'm a GameFaqs user (although I use a different name, since War Clown was already taken)
 * The only Resident Evil that I have played are 4 and 5
 * I'm also a big fan of inFamous, Killzone, & Uncharted (Yeah, they're all PS exclusives, and they are all awesome!)
 * The only fighting games that I play are Tekken, Soulcalibur & Marvel Vs Capcom (Although I have played Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat before)

Assassin's Creed
Current AC I'm playing: AC: Altaïr's Chronicles

Ah, how I met AC. I'll never forget it. It seems like it was only yesterday.

It was 2009, when I was singing praises for my newly acquired PS3. Playing games that I have longed for since the announcement. Games like Devil May Cry 4, and Metal Gear Solid 4, the system was truly epic. When I mentioned this to my friend, he told about a, in his words, cool game called Assassin's Creed. I asked him what the hell it was, he answered it was about a game set in history, and also sci-fi. I asked him if I could borrow it, to see for myself what it was, but alas, he cannot, for he hasn't finished playing it yet.

It was not until the end of the year, that my friend was finally able to lend me his copy of Assassin's Creed (Took him long enough, eh?). Obviously, I played it, to see for myself what I've been missing. An hour into the game, I was like: Oh.....My.....God....(I'm so in love, I found you finally, you make me wanna say....)

Compared to what my friend said, cool was an understatement! The game was absolutely awesome! The story was simple enough to follow on both In-Animus and Out-of-the-Animus(for me at least), the combat was something I deeply enjoyed, the missions weren't as repetitive as some said, and nearly every aspect of the game was amazing! I thanked my friend multiple times for letting me play his copy of the game.

Afterwards, I immediately bought Assassin's Creed II and I was squealing like a little girl over every improvement they made (I wasn't actually squealing like a girl, more like swearing like a sailor :D) The game was such a massive improvement! A better story on both sides, improved combat, all the new tools and gadgets, a protagonist with more background and personality (I still think Altaïr's a more badass than Ezio :D), better location (AC1's areas were very dim compared to Italy), and a variety of enemies and targets. It truly was an epic improvement.

The PSP one, Bloodlines, was better than some said it was. While it was practically, a dumbed-down version of AC1, it managed to pull off a decent story, and a short bonus for AC2 (The Weapons gained from Interconnectivity really help when you're replaying the game :D). Alright, finally got a DS (WOOO!) Now to get playing, starting with Assassin's Creed: Altaïr's Chronicles!

Oh, and I've also watched the Lineage series. Pretty awesome side-story, if not short.

My Sandbox
Wanna see a magic trick? Hold on.....Aha, here we are! I'm gonna make this pencil...disappear. Wanna know how I'm gonna do it? Do you? Do you really? Come closer, and I'll show you.

BAM! Ta-da! It's...gone. Wanna know where it went? Look here. You might find it. If not, then there's always this place. Still can't find it? Yeah, well, that's your problem now XD

My Work on the Timeline
These are the articles I have contributed heavily upon (before and after becoming Chief Editor). As my greatness grew ever higher, so did these articles (although some are incomplete, most of these are already finished) Ladies and Gentlemen, without further a due, I present to you all, my work! XD

(Important Note: Not all of these articles are free from errors. If you spot some, feel free to correct it yourself)

Finished Work
Listed here are the articles I have finished (or at least I've done my part) Pages marked with a * are of my creation (meaning I started it, I ended it)...There were other contributions from other users, yes, but none were as major as mine XD
 * The Hunt for the Nine: Altair's quest for redemption after his failed mission at Solomon's Temple
 * The Assassination of Galeazzo Sforza: The incident in Milan during the Feast of Santo Stefano*
 * Assault on Acre's harbor: Altair's attack on Acre, in an attempt to learn more about the Templar's plans*
 * Hunt on Cyprus: Altair's journey in Cyprus where he fights the Templar order*
 * Duel in the Templar Archive: Altair's fight with Armand Bouchart*
 * Giovanni in Rome: Giovanni's time in Rome*
 * Return to Alep: Altair's Homecoming*

Articles in need of Screenshots
Listed here are the articles that are in need of screenshots and images from the game. If you wish to help out, please refer to my talk page and tell me if you can help. I'll answer as soon as possible.
 * The Birth of an Assassin: Ezio in training, preparing himself to step into his father's boots and continue his work.
 * Auditore Execution: The tragic accident that happened in 1476.
 * Pazzi Conspiracy: The plans of the Pazzi family to take over Florence.

Unfinished Work
Listed here are the pages I'm still working on. If you can help out in any way, please do so. Articles marked with a * are also in need of screenshots. Again, refer to me if you can help (with the screenshots)
 * Hunt on Venice: Ezio's search for the Venetian Templars.*
 * Quest for the Chalice: Altair's hunt for the entity known as the Chalice*
 * The Apple's Journey: The history of the Apple.
 * The Codex' Journey: The history of the fabled journal.

Pending
Listed here are works that is in need of expansions. They are listed as pending for the reason that I have yet to touch them. Pages marked with a * are articles that are yet to be created. Again, if you can help in the expansion, please do.
 * Siege of Monteriggioni: The Fall of the Auditore's fort
 * Confrontation in Rome: Veni Vidi Vici
 * Duel on Lord Basilisk's ship: The fight out at sea

Stuff To-Do for me and you
Here's some stuff you and me could do. Follow them or not, well, that's up to you.

War Clown's Do's and Don'ts
Given my current position, I could ban you in a heartbeat >:) But, there are ways to get my eye off of you. Want to make a good first impression? Here's a quick guide on what to do.


 * Refrain from asking simple and irrelevant questions. If you're going to ask, do it politely, and, this is important, make sure that your question is something you can't find out for yourself.
 * Contribute, expand stubs, improve grammar, remove vandalism, do what you can to improve the wiki!
 * Focus more on what you do, than what you gain in doing something. Disregard the badges, they mean nothing in terms of rank (other than the leaderboard)
 * Keep your stuff organized, and by stuff, I mean your user page and talk page. No floating userboxes over text, no disorganized talk pages, no nothing!
 * Learn right from wrong. Remember, what we write here, what we type in and save, it will (or will not, depending on the person) be considered as the truth.
 * Pay careful attention to the activity feed and the people you see. You'll never know what they add until you personally check yourself.
 * Given the current situation, refrain from categorizing. The Old Man of the Mountain says that only Istruttores and Admins are allowed to add categories to articles. (The ban has been lifted for the time being. If it is ever imposed again, I'll be sure to update this list's status)
 * Do not vandalize pages. I doesn't take a genius to figure that out, but it's worth noting.
 * Do not edit and save over and over again! Edit as a group. By that, I mean if you're going to edit, make it worth it, and edit big time. If it's only a minor fix, well then, put it on the summary.
 * Frequent the Preview Button. Trust me, when you're doing a major edit, and you press the wrong button, you'll be swearing like a sailor XD
 * If you're going to undo an edit, be sure to check what that edit was. Don't just click the damn Undo, learn what the dude did! If it's vandalism, then press it. If it's a minor fix, then good.
 * And finally, always call me (and the other Istruttores, if you want) Awesome, trust me it'll get you somewhere XD

Pictures from AC:Bloodlines
Pics I took while watching some walkthroughs on YouTube for the Storyline Articles. Since they mean so much to me, I thought I'd put them here in my User Page (Note: One of these images were taken from GameFAQS)