User blog:Kabutsu/The Crimson Polls II: 20

Hi once again, guys (and gals). First of all, I would like to say that I predict that GTA V will win Game of the Year this year. Secondly, I want to say that I want to do this as quickly as possible (so sorry if any of the questions are slightly cliché) so I can get back to playing it. So, without much further ado, here are the polls:

Polls===Polls=== {| class="collapsible" width="100%" style="border:2px solid white; background:transparent; -moz-border-radius:12px;" ! This Week's Polls

My Poll
Now that Black Flag is only just over a month away from release, how excited are you for it? Excited? Bored more like Meh Trying not to be Pretty damn excited EXCITED DOESN'T EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE HOW I FEEL

Alty's Poll
Which is your favorite event in the whole AC series? Rebellion against the First Civilization Toba Catastrophe Siege of Masyaf Hunt for the Nine Bonfire of the Vanities Siege of Monterrigioni Ottoman Renaissance Destruction of Cappadocia Boston Massacre Boston Tea Party Battle of Bunker Hill Battles of Lexington and Concord Declaration of the American Independence Assassination of Charles Lee The Tyranny of King Washington, although in an alternate reality Desmond's escape from Abstergo/Project Siren {| class="collapsible collapsed" width="100%" style="border:2px solid white; background:transparent; -moz-border-radius:12px;" ! Last Week's Results
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Alty's Poll
Question of the Week===Question of the Week=== What, if any, awards do you think Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag will win? What game will win Game of the Year? Caption Contest===Caption Contest=== {| class="collapsible" width="100%" style="border:2px solid white; background:transparent; -moz-border-radius:12px;" ! This Week's Image
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This Week's Image
Hooray! Another week, another Caption Contest. Continuing the theme of pirates and Black Flag, here is this week's image:

Anyway, here is this week's picture:



Good luck (and may the Father of Understanding guide you) ! {| class="collapsible" width="100%" style="border:2px solid white; background:transparent; -moz-border-radius:12px;" ! Last Week's Captions
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Last Week's Image
So here is the image from last week's contest:



I'll admit, it was a pretty difficult picture to come up with good captions for, and was certain to generate some quite controversial captions, but anyway, here are my favourites:

Which is your favourite caption? Edward: "Hey, wassa matta you, Adwale?" Crew member 1: "That's racist!" Edward replied back in an insulted manner. Edward: "You're racist!" Adwale: "Really? This is what you guys are doing?" Edward: "Oh no, God forbid I take a break! I've only spent the past THREE FUCKING WEEKS inside that enemy ship!" Getts up to fight. Adwale: "No, no, you're right. Let's all screw around while the ship falls to pieces!" The lower deck takes a cannon shot. Edward: "Hey, this isn't easy, you know!" Kills one enemy. Crew member 1: "Right, like we're all on vacation out here?" Adwale raised his voice to try and drown out the others who were arguing. Adwale: "ENOUGH! Look, everyone's under a lot of pressure, but we're the only ones who can this attack. So we need to keep it together." Still displeased, but somewhat calmer, Edward replied back. Edward: "he's right. We need to be a "hive mind" here, people." Crew member 2, previously uninvolved with the argument, cut in nonchantly. Crew member 2: "Anybody up for some bottles of rum? Anyone?" Adwale: "Very funny, guys." "Ok, ok... it's big, Ed. But wait 'till you see mine!" "I don't always drink beer, but when I do, it's rum" "I see what you did there" "...'Cause you're worth it" {| class="collapsible collapsed" width="100%" style="border:2px solid white; background:transparent; -moz-border-radius:12px;" ! The Winner
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The Winner from Poll 18
So this is the part where I piss alot of you off, as despite the fact that I voted for Kain's response, the best caption as voted for BY YOU GUYS, and so the first ever winner of the Crimson Polls Caption Contest is...me! YAAAY! And now my response will be immortilised in this image:



I'd like to congratulate my family, my friends, my dog, and my manager for supporting me all this way. I just can't believe this; it's a dream come true. I am in shock.

Anyway, engage your brains to "Witty Banter" mode and perhaps in future you will win! ^__^

EDIT: In a dramatic twist, a very late vote (so late I only found it when looking for my favourite captions of last week) has drawn Kain's response level with mine! Abiding by my rules, that should mean that Kain has in fact won! However, there is one conflict to resolve:


 * 1) When do I decide the winner? As I start to make the new Polls? Or when I'm about to click 'publish'? If it's the former, then I have legitimately won

If you could give me advice as to what to do should any similar situation occur again, I would be grateful. However, just for this week, I have decided to resolve the problem by featuring Kain's response as well:



Well done! Submit Polls===Submit Polls=== Have a good idea for a poll, and want it featured in a future Polls? Click here to submit your idea!
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