User blog comment:Master Sima Yi/Assassinews 05-08-'14 – Assassin's Creed: Rogue announced/@comment-2142534-20141029141057/@comment-4829046-20141029173747

Spoilers = Information

Information = Knowledge

Knowledge = Sustenance

Sustenance = Satisfaction

∴ Spoilers = Satisfaction

So yeah. Now you know why spoilers never bothered me.