User:The Crimson Eagle



"If there's a top-ten list of topics a man never wants to discuss with another man, I'd bet: sorry I slept with your Mom, ranks number two. Right after: sorry I slept with your Dad."

- Early Hickey

Why hello there! Around here, I am known as The Crimson Eagle! I'm sure that you can come up with shorter names than that, so you're more than welcome to. Other names I go by have been "Crimsicon" - coined by my pal Hoodie - along with "Laserbeak", "Braveheart", and "Bird-Man" - all coined by my trusted associate, Kain.

About me =

Not much to say, really; I'm just a small contributor here, and don't really do anything majorly important. I really enjoy playing the Assassin's Creed games, and I'm quite knowledgeable about the series, so feel free to ask me anything at all. I play on the PS3, and if anyone wants to add me for PSN, then contact me on my talkpage, and I'll reply as soon as I can. From the 14th of May until the 22nd of April, I posted weekly polls about Assassin's Creed. It went on until I got to poll fifty, when I decided to step down, due to personal reasons.

Apart from Assassin's Creed, I am also interested in the Batman: Arkham, Fallout, The Elder Scrolls, and Uncharted game series; in that order. In non-game interests, I enjoy climbing stuff, athletics, and generally just dicking around. I am also a victim of a Batman obsession; particularly the three recent films, but I also enjoy the DC Animated Universe, the graphic novels, a few of the comics, and the Arkham series, which is probably my favourite display of Batman that there is.

As you have likely observed, I am also a bit enamoured (the non-romantic definition) with Tom Hardy's portrayal of Bane in The Dark Knight Rises; in part because I think he's just a badass villain with a cool voice (takes some getting used to, though), and partly because I really admire Hardy as both an actor and as a person. I suppose you could call him my hero; though I have no comment on that.



The faces of Crimsicon =



The writings of Crimsicon =


 * The Crimson Eagle Intercom
 * The Crimson Eagle
 * THE CRIMSON EAGLE
 * THE + CRIMSON = EAGLE Ö
 * THE CRIMSON EAGLE
 * THE CRIMSON EAGLE
 * THE CRIMSON EAGLE
 * THE CRIMSON EAGLE - THE EAGLE'S NEST - EVERY DAMN MONDAY!
 * THE CRIMSON EAGLE - THE EAGLE'S NEST - EVERY DAMN MONDAY!
 * THE CRIMSON EAGLE - THE EAGLE'S NEST - EVERY DAMN MONDAY!
 * The Crimson Eagle - The Eagle's Nest - Every damn Monday!
 * The Crimson Eagle - The Eagle's Nest - Every damn Monday!



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Awesome People

In no particular order More will be added later once I can find a way to describe them.
 * Kab - My successor to the polls and an afro-wearer, apparently. We should fight crime together. Afro and Sideburns.
 * Mr. P - The image and wise-cracking dude. He will kill you somehow. There's no way of knowing how.
 * Stormageddon - All-round great guy. He really hates my hats, though.
 * Hoodie - A fellow eagle, and a good friend of mine. Quite possibly one of the most random people you could hope to encounter.
 * GI - Really funny, friendly, and unlike me, he knows what the hell he's doing. And he's a good friend of mine.
 * Teller - I like people who have "the" in their names. Teller is, as you should be able to guess, a great storyteller, and a really funny guy.

Guestbook
Go on then, do your work.

Example: Yo whattup dude I got a hidden blade. ~
 * 1) This is now my base of operations. --Kainzorus Prime Walkie-talkie  02:26, July 22, 2013 (UTC)
 * 2) We are both Eagles, right? Then I suggest we do the EAAGLEE!  The damn Hood. -  Leave me a message!  20:37, July 28, 2013 (UTC)
 * 3) How did I not know you had this guest book eagle... You sneaky batman you :I-- Fragment  -Animus- 22:03, July 28, 2013 (UTC)
 * 4) RED SAUCE ON PASTA!!! Because it had to be done. 12:25, August 2, 2013 (UTC)
 * 5) I'm tempted to add "The Crimson Fuckr, also known as Alucard" to your long list of names. --Kainzorus Prime Walkie-talkie  12:21, August 17, 2013 (UTC)

Friendly Facts
Crimsicon is flawless. I hear Darth Eagle's Bane mask is insured for $10,000. I hear he does S.H.I.E.L.D. commercials... in Gotham City. His favorite movie is The Dark Knight. One time he met Anne Hathaway on a plane... And she told him he was handsome. One time he punched me in the face... it was awesome. 17:43, May 21, 2013 (UTC)
 * When he is not busy being a Sith Lord or a part time superhero, The Crimson Eagle enjoys watching obscure Thai movies. His favorite movie can be found here. 22:51, January 24, 2013 (UTC)
 * Being paranoid, he protects even his true superhero identity with the guise of being Batman. In reality he's another hero whose name starts with "B" and ends with a "man" --Kainzorus Prime Walkie-talkie  02:43, February 17, 2013 (UTC)
 * When he isn't saving the city of Gotham or ruling over his land of Lemons, he enjoys taking refuge in his twenty five story tall cookie factory. Forgotten  -Animus- 00:13, March 4, 2013 (UTC)
 * The Crimson Eagle... How do I begin to explain The Crimson Eagle?
 * While not fighting Jedi Knights, he resides in the new-gen-Gotham City at Coresaunt. While he tries to take a break from his difficulties on maintaining the Sith Order, he watches TV. Alty   Death Star
 * As a fellow Eagle, we both enjoy pecking on Connor because the only chance of flight he had was in teh drugged world.  The damn Hood. -  Leave me a message!  11:38, July 29, 2013 (UTC)
 * When he's not saving the citizens of Gotham, he is plotting to blow up Alderaan! -- Teller Words, On my Screen :O 01:49, August 24, 2013 (UTC)

Games

 * Assassin's Creed 7/10
 * Assassin's Creed II (Game of the Year Edition) 9/10
 * Battle of Forlì
 * Bonfire of the Vanities
 * Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood 8/10
 * Copernicus Conspiracy
 * The Da Vinci Disappearance
 * Assassin's Creed: Revelations 7/10
 * The Lost Archive
 * Assassin's Creed III 8/10
 * Benedict Arnold
 * The Tyranny of King Washington
 * Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag (To Be Acquired)

Books

 * Assassin's Creed: Renaissance
 * Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood
 * Assassin's Creed: The Secret Crusade
 *  Assassin's Creed: Revelations
 * Assassin's Creed: Forsaken
 * Assassin's Creed: Black Flag (To Be Acquired)

Other

 * Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood Ezio figure (Assassin White)

Top Ten Games (ever)

 * 1)  (2011)
 * 2)  (2010)
 * 3)  (2009)
 * 4)  (2012)
 * 5)  (2011)
 * 6) ' / ' (2008 / 2010)
 * 7)  (2010)
 * 8)  (2009)
 * 9)  (2009)
 * 10)  (2011)