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Aya: Blade of the Goddess Dialogue
Bayek met Aya by the shores of Herakleion. Aya, Bayek, Apollodorus and Cleopatra boarded Phoxidas' ship in the Meditterranean Coast. Phoxidas and Damastes greeted them Apollodorus and Cleopatra. Apollodorus and Cleopatra walked past Damastes. Cleopatra gave Damastes a pat on his chest and walked away, causing the latter to vomit. Aya and Bayek stood on the mast of the ship. Aya spotted several triremes approaching.
 * Aya: Forewarning Bayek. Once we board this ship, there's no turning back. And we finish with the Queen on her throne, or each of our heads on a pike.
 * Bayek: I understand.
 * Phoxidas: It is rare that our cargo is a goddess. I apologize, we have no Kings or Queens on our ship, only gods and goddesses. So you should fit right in.
 * Cleopatra: All strange and terrible things are welcome.
 * Phoxidas: Haha! I am worried that my quarters are not as comfortable as your palace.
 * Cleopatra: Comforts? We despise them.
 * Phoxidas: My loyal shield boy, are you fit?
 * Damastes: I am in awe of this goddess. We must do her well. I can't believe she's on our ship.
 * Phoxidas: Don't be fooled by her appearances. She needs us more than we need her. Aya she is the real goddess.

Aya: There, in the distance.

Aya and Bayek jumped down to the main deck. Phoxidas gave a speech to his fleet. Phoxidas and his fleet began to move confront Ptolemy XIII's triremes. Phoxidas's fleet destroyed the two triremes and made their way towards Alexandria. Phoxidas' fleet encountered several more of Ptolemy XIII's triremes. Aya destroyed one of the ships. Aya destroyed another ship. Aya destroyed another ship. The fleet was destroyed. Enemy triremes fired flaming arrows onto the barrels of sunken ships, destroying two of Phoxidas' ships. Aya destroyed the triremes. Aya destroyed the Octareme. Phoxidas and his crew celebrates the victory. A fire arrow flew towards the ship. More of Ptolemy XIII's ships arrived. An arrow hit Phoxidas, who brushed it off. Apollodurus, Aya, Bayek and Cleopatra boarded the reed boats towards Alexandria. Phoxidas looked upon them. Apollodurus, Aya, Bayek and Cleopatra arrived at the shores of the Royal Palace in Alexandria. Aya put down her weapons. Cleopatra discovered several mats. Apollodorus help to hide Cleopatra in the mats and carried her. Together with Aya and Bayek disguised as servants, they walked towards the Palace.
 * Phoxidas: Aya, already showing Bayek the best places to make love! Haha!
 * Aya: Enough Phox. it is time to make war.
 * Phoxidas: Brothers at sea! Today we carry a precious cargo, Queen Cleopatra, Great Lady in Perfection, She of the Sedge and Bee, with so many other cocksure titles my breath falters just to think of them! Now if you'll direct your attention to the fore, you'll notice we have some friends bearing down upon us. Emissaries of our little Pharoah! How king of them to come forth! Let us welcome them, shall we? Warmly. With a ball of flaming refuse! Alalalala!
 * Phoxidas: This reminds me of a day twenty years back when I sailed with a group of pirates.
 * Aya: The Sicilians was it?
 * Phoxidas: Ah, you heard the stories! That'sr right, I was a hired hull then too. They were planning an inland on Antioch, and need a few extra sails. It was my first and only dip into the life of a scoundrel. I prefer having a shred of decency. Only a shred.
 * Bayek: A shred can be hard to come by.
 * Phoxidas: He speaks? The Great Medjay.
 * Bayek: We are at sea, captain. Any greatness here is yours.
 * Phoxidas: Ptolemites! Burn them! Alalalaaaaa! Send our arrows! Give them a taste of our fire!
 * Phoxidas: Well done there! Seacraft comes naturally to you.
 * Aya: Easier to sail about when the sea is empty of ships trying to sink you.
 * Bayek: Won't a dozen missing triremes not alert the main fleet?
 * Phoxidas: It will take some time for them to find the wreckage. Onwards.
 * Damastes: Captain my shield smells like charcoal.
 * Phoxidas: Damastes please, shut up! We press on.
 * Aya: With caution. We're not yet in calmer waters.
 * Phoxidas: There. More of Ptolemy's ships!
 * Aya: They'll want to box us in, and drive us against the shore.
 * Phoxidas: I can see that look in your eyes. Why should we fight them? We can just barge on through and head straight for Alexandria.
 * Aya: I need to make sure the way is safe for Cleopatra. We have to do this!
 * Bayek: Those neket iadet will feel Ra's arrows!
 * Phoxidas: Nice to hear Egyptian vulgarity on a Greek ship. Variety is what makes life interesting. And more bloodshed! Alalalaaaaa! The fleet awaits your command, Aya. Our catapults will fire upon your order. Don't save our ammunition, Aya! Waste it and them.
 * Take them you slackers! Cut them off! Don't let them tack!
 * Phoxidas: Show no mercy! Send them to the abyss!
 * Aya: Is that all they've got!
 * Bayek: We will burn like Ra!
 * Phoxidas: The air stinks. But not of oarsmen. Something else...
 * Aya: Hold, Phoxidas. Look there at the water.
 * Phoxidas: Two ships down! Damn Ptolemy. Did make a fine navy, though, I'm no poxy general with bottomless Roman coffers! Those were my men!
 * Aya: Easy, Phoxidas. We're not done yet. Our catapults will do their work. We'll make them pay!
 * Phoxidas: And dearly, by the balls of Zeus! I want the oceans turned dark with their blood! Damastes! Make the call, increase the rhythm!
 * Damastes: Yes my captain! Alala!
 * Phoxidas: They've sent an Octareme! A floating city! Blast! Do the gods wish my fleet destroyed! Fickle Poseiden! This old fish will stick in your grizzled throat!
 * Aya: Bear up old man, let's not offend the gods without cause!
 * Phoxidas: I'll take angry gods over docile ones right now. Open up the skies and rain some kind of shit down on us.
 * Aya: We have one last beast to hunt!
 * Phoxidas: And that is the game! Ah, the god's have such a humor, Aya. The day I met you, was the day danger found me again. Bayek you are one lucky Medjay!
 * Bayek: As are we, lucky to be in your furious company.
 * Aya: Should I apologize for putting you back to work?
 * Phoxidas: Not at all, not at all! My blood runs quick now, with the roar of battle! By Zeus, I have not seen this much action since the earliest days of Cleopatra's father.
 * Aya: Let's not celebrate too roundly, old man. We're afloat in the sea with a cargo worth a thoudsand ships.
 * Bayek: I wonder if Cleopatra survived unmarked. Those clothes looked expensive.
 * Phoxidas: All are safe. We're done.
 * Damastes: Attacking starboard!
 * Phoxidas: We're not done! Ptolemy's malakia are not dead yet! Get onto reed boats. Use the fog to hide your escape. I will take care of this. Destiny is a fucker sometimes Aya. Enjoy the calm water. I will stay in the st--
 * Phoxidas: Agh! Flee you fools! Don't mind the flaming arrows.
 * Phoxidas: Before battle, we will honour our goddess!
 * Aya: We cannot afford to spill any Roman blood.
 * Apollodorus: We cannot traipse into the palace armed to the teeth.
 * Aya: So we disarm, then.
 * Bayek: Armed or not, they will recognize her.
 * Cleopatra: For once perhaps a Queen's entrance is unnecessary.
 * Apollodorus: Act natural. We are meant to preside these grounds. Remember that.