User blog comment:D. Cello/Assassin's Creestmas/@comment-121.217.120.7-20111226031434/@comment-58.175.4.121-20111231082924

Santa's a bit of all 3 - the Assassins feed him, the Templars pay him, and the Llamas give him booze

Please note that this conclusively proves that the First Civilisation were in fact disguised Llamas

Please, stop me if im sounding paranoid and insane :P