User:TheSt0ryTeller



Greetings everyone, I'm TheSt0ryTeller but you can call me what you like as long as they have something to do with my username, here are some examples: I reached a goal I set out for myself which was to make it into the Apprentice iniative, I am now under the guidance of Master Rome as it states ontop of my page. My new goal is to get into the Istruttorium and become a master (If they let me of course, I'm even good with just interviewing people ;) )
 * 1) TST
 * 2) TELLER
 * 3) James (Real Name)
 * 4) Story
 * 5) Bed Time Story

If you need any help don't hesitate to ask! If I cannot help you, speak to one of the people listed on the list of Respected People down below. If I don't respond, check the IRC Chat because I'm on there alot. If you just want to ask a question about who I am or about the normal Assassin's Creed series, I'm always free :)

Quotes
1: 'Okay but only for a minute' 'A minute is all I need'

-Ezio to Cristina.

2: Nothing is True, Everything is Permitted

- The Assassin's motto.

3- You've ascended from the level of Fail into the level of absolute stupidity.

-Me when someone does.

4- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum.

-Duke Nukem phrase

5- Your ass is grass and I've got the weed-whacker.

-Duke Nukem Phrase

6- I felt like Kermit the Frog because I was f*****g a pig.

-Your Favorite Martian

Favorite Characters
I have many favorite Characters but my top ten are from the most awesome at the start and least awesome but still awesome at the bottom.

1. Altair Ibn-La'Ahad

2. Ezio Auditore Da Firenze

3. Bartolomeo d'Alviano

4. Federico Auditore

5. Il Lupo (The Prowler)

6. Malfatto (The Doctor)

7. Mario Auditore

8. Giovanni Auditore

9. Caterina Sforza

10. Lucrezia Borgia

Respected People
D.Cello- The Big Cheese, you got a question, ask this guy or the others :P Doesn't matter! This guy is the boss and he's keeping this wikia alive after devoted time and editing!

War Clown- Former sysop and Bureaucrat at the iF Wiki, War spent much time on the Wiki to get where he was and still is, a respected member of the community.

'R BlaiddDdraig - Rafiq of the Apprentice Initiative and a fan of Rugby, you want to talk Sports. Take it up with this guy.

Sick-Steen- This guy is one of the most respected guys on the IRC Chat or The ACWiki itself! He takes much time of his life to edit the pages and maintain order so don't get him the wrong way =_=

Il_Lupo- She's great! Great editor, great random person. She's nice and a good editor aswell as apprentice :)

Kaishiro - God

Subject 12- Great guy, talk to him! Good person to talk too, nice and a dovoted editor aswell as apprentice :)

Vatsa1708- Good guy, he has eyes at the back of this wiki, do something wrong... BANG!.... Your post is undid... doing a great job :)

AssassinRome: Good guy, my master and devoted editor! Doing good job there :D

Assassin-Rayne-Great guy, talk to him! Good person to talk too, nice and a dovoted editor aswell as Master :)

Sima- Former master of Uditore... that's all I can say XD Just kidding around, He's a good editor, sysop and good community man (Sort of :P To us he is) and that's pretty much it.

Guard Dog- Istruttori Master and overall great guy, keep up the good work G.D.

Elchzard- Elchzard, promoted after War Clown had left for absence, Elch was promoted to Istruttore and is the master of Nesty. Good Editor, good guy and... nope, can't think of anything else. Just kidding.. (not) XD

Uditore- She are Udi, Exem or some other varities, devoted editor and the first apprentice to make it to Rank 15. Her spelling and grammar is phenominal and her community skills are good. :3 Bravo Udi! Bravo!

!mmortal- Never actually talked to him but his edits are impressive and well done. Good job, keep it up.

Pretty much it... If I missed you, please... feel free to leave a message on my talk page and if you're not on here... well... guess you're just not that good XD Or I've missed you... either way XD

Music Stuff!
"Undress your soul, show them your vigor, are those inhibitions easiest to fear?"


 * -Our Lady Peace (One Man Army)

'''I like many kinds of music... List of bands below and favorite songs :)''' Instruments I play:
 * Our Lady Peace- One Man Army
 * Nickleback- Just to get High
 * Breaking Benjamin- Blow me away
 * Dream Theatre- 6:00
 * Weird Al- You're Pitiful
 * Woodkid- Iron
 * Your Favorite Martian- Puppet Break up.
 * Seether- Fake it
 * Bass
 * Drums
 * Keyboard

FAQ
Q- Where are you from? A- Australia

''Q- How did it come to you editing here? ''

A- Well, I've always been a fan of the AC Series ever since playing as Altaïr in AC1. From there, I followed the story of Ezio to Brotherhood but I always wanted to see Altaïr make a grand return, which is one of the reasons why I am looking forward to AC: R, but anyway, after seeing all those Teaser trailers, I decided that I wanted to see other people's views on these teasers, from there I found the IRC. I started editing and enjoyed it, I then came across the Initiative and strived to achieve 100 edits (Back when I started, it was not 250, thank god, if that was the case, I wouldn't of kept editing). Once achieved I had made one mistake, but the warning was taken off, too harsh or something, no matter. I was interviewed, asked normal questions about the Basics of Editing, Community and Knowledge. I was interviewed by Former Direttore of the Istruttori, ThiefAC. I passed the Interview, I was actually quite nervous despite being online and that's how it came to me editing here. Cool story, huh? :D

''Q- Do you stuff up? ''

A- Sometimes, yes. I do make mistakes but who doesn't?

''Q- What's in the Sky? ''

A- A bird, a plane and Superman.

''Q- Are you really a story teller or is that just your name? - Renegade1147''

A- Actually, I am but not yet. When I become older not only do I want to become a teacher, but I'd also like to become an Author. I'm working on a story right now actually but it's on Fan Fiction. But in time you may see my name written on the cover of a book.

'''Got another question? Ask me on my talkpage and there may be an opportunity to view it on my Userpage, lovely... isn't it? '''

Assassin's Creed I
Rating: 9.7/10

Days of Completion: 3 Days

Favorite Assassination: Robert de Sable at the Battle of Arsuf

Review: It was a great game, I believe it really felt real. The use of historical accuracy was a bonus and it made me feel like I was actually inside the heart of Jerusalem and following the story of Altaïr. I felt like a true assassin performing stealthy assassinations and having to leap from tall towers and synchronize to track my targets. Overall, it's a great game and I'm proud to own it. Altaïr for the win! ^.^

Assassin's Creed: The Secret Crusade
Rating: Still reading it.

Days of Completion: 3 Weeks

Review: Still reading it.

Assassin's Creed II
Rating: 9/10

Days of Completion: 4 days

Favorite Assassination: Carlo Grimaldi after using the Flying Machine

Review: This game was a great installation to the series, although I personally favor the first one. They really took advantage of not only the Renaissance but also the magical wonders which they had to offer include the architecture and the style of clothing they wore. Living the life of the young assassin, Ezio Auditore was a great experience, to experience him during his climbs to the rank of an Assassin and his Quest for Vengeance. Once again, another great installment to the series.

Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood
Rating: 8 1/2 out of 10.

Days of Completion:Estimated time, around 8 hours

Favorite Assassination: Octavian de Valois

Review: This game was not as good as last 2 but it was still good none the less. This game took Ezio into the heart of the wondrous city of Rome, the heart of Italian corruption. While there, Ezio faces many challenges including rescuing Caterina Sforza from the Castel and fighting Cesare Borgia on the castle walls. Overall good game but not as great as the last 2.

Assassin's Creed: Revelations
Still to come

Side Games
I've played them all and passed them all, I will work on them later. :P

Halo: Reach
Rating: 10/10

Days of Completions: 2 days in Campaign

Favorite Mission: The End Mission.

Review: The story of Halo: Reach is taken in a fairly different direction, though it's the same concept, bang bang! and kill the Covenant, they seem to have taken a darker more serious turn then the regular Halo series (and in my opinion a Halo 4 sounds stupid but I still look forward to playing it.) The ending was tragic and... no I mustn't say it, oh but I must, it almost bought a tear to my eye. The graphics were excellent and this game was an excellent installment to the series.

Lone Revamps
Al Mualim - First Apprentice Task, promoted to GA Status

Antonio de Magianis - Second Apprentice Task

Hunt in Cyprus - Fourth Apprentice Task

Adolf Hitler - Fifth Apprentice Task

Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood (novel) - Sixth Apprentice Task

Duel on Lord Basilisk's ship - Seventh Apprentice Task

Al Gore - Lone Task

Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad - Quest for the Chalice section only, Lone task

Paired Revamps
Rise and fall of Altaïr - Eight Apprentice Task with Assassinist

Fall of the Assassin Order - Own Task set with Lupo

Marco Barbarigo - Part of ninth Apprentice task, possible GA, work with Lupo

Stefano da Bagnone - Part of ninth Apprentice task, possible GA, work with Lupo

Bernardo Baroncelli - Part of ninth Apprentice task, possible GA, work with Lupo

Work in Progress
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