User:TheSt0ryTeller



Hello! = 

"Wake me when you need me!"

- The one and only badass, John-117.

Greetings everyone, I'm TheSt0ryTeller but you can call me what you like as long as they have something to do with my username, here are some examples:
 * 1) TST
 * 2) TELLER
 * 3) James (Real Name)
 * 4) Story
 * 5) Bed Time Story

If you need any help don't hesitate to ask! If I cannot help you, speak to one of the people listed on the list of Respected People down below. If I don't respond, check the IRC Chat because I'm on there alot. If you just want to ask a question about who I am or about the normal Assassin's Creed series, I'm always free :) Thanks for reading, enjoy yourself, and have a great day! ツ About me =  "James Teller, you sir, are an awesome friend."

- Nostalgia AC saying what everybody is thinking. JK (not)

Rising through 15 ranks, I managed to complete the Apprentice Initiative under AssassinRome's guidance and in the end, I was nominated for the Istruttorium spot. I waited and in one day, there were 5 votes, I went to sleep and when I woke up, BAM! Istruttorium spot. Now here I am, ready to learn on my own with the help of my Istruttori colleagues, but don't be at all frightened to ask for my help if you need it, sure, I make mistakes but who doesn't? So once again, don't be shy.

If you need any help don't hesitate to ask! If I cannot help you, speak to one of the people listed on the list of Respected People down below. If I don't respond, check the IRC Chat because I'm on there alot. If you just want to ask a question about who I am or about the normal Assassin's Creed series, I'm always free :)

Music

"L-I-N-K? MORE LIKE L-I-N-GAY!"

- Smosh - Legend of Zelda

I like many kinds of music... List of bands below and favorite songs :)


 * Our Lady Peace- One Man Army
 * Nickleback- Just to get High
 * Breaking Benjamin- Blow me away
 * Dream Theatre- 6:00
 * Weird Al- You're Pitiful
 * Woodkid - Iron
 * Seether- Fake it
 * Killswitch Engaged

Instruments I play:


 * Bass
 * Drums
 * Keyboard

FAQ

Q- Where are you from?

A- Australia

Q- How did it come to you editing here?

A- Well, I've always been a fan of the AC Series ever since playing as Altaïr in AC1. From there, I followed the story of Ezio to Brotherhood but I always wanted to see Altaïr make a grand return, which is one of the reasons why I am looking forward to AC: R, but anyway, after seeing all those Teaser trailers, I decided that I wanted to see other people's views on these teasers, from there I found the IRC. I started editing and enjoyed it, I then came across the Initiative and strived to achieve 100 edits (Back when I started, it was not 250, thank god, if that was the case, I wouldn't of kept editing). Once achieved I had made one mistake, but the warning was taken off, too harsh or something, no matter. I was interviewed, asked normal questions about the Basics of Editing, Community and Knowledge. I was interviewed by Former Direttore of the Istruttori, ThiefAC. I passed the Interview, I was actually quite nervous despite being online and that's how it came to me editing here. Cool story, huh? :D

Q-Were there dragons?

A- Good question, yes there were many fierce dragons and a short story about me riding on a ship and getting raided by pirates, if you're lucky, you might just hear it. ;)

Q- Do you stuff up?

A- Sometimes, yes. I do make mistakes but who doesn't?

Q- What's in the Sky?

A- A bird, a plane and Superman.

Q- Are you really a story teller or is that just your name? - Renegade1147

A- Actually, I am but not yet. When I become older not only do I want to become a teacher, but I'd also like to become an Author. I'm working on a story right now actually but it's on Fan Fiction. But in time you may see my name written on the cover of a book.

Q- You're starting to sound like Cello on your blogs, why?

A- Well, I just like to hype my readers. Get them excited, get them to feel the awesomeness, you get me? :P

Q- I need help!

A- Get on IRC and I'll assist.

Q- Will you join me and my conquest to take over this Wiki?

A- What? Do I know you?

Got another question? Ask me on my talkpage and there may be an opportunity to view it on my Userpage, lovely... isn't it? From, Teller :D Favorites =  Most are in no particular order after the first few picks.

Others = 

To-Do List

This list is a to-do list, tasks set by this user shall be put inside here so that he can keep track of everything that needs to be done.


 * Assassin's Creed: Revelations Major Event Revamps
 * Skirmish in Constantinople's arsenal
 * Infiltration of the Janissary Camp (In Progress)
 * Destruction of the Great Chain
 * Fight for the Masyaf keys
 * Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood Major Event Revamps
 * To be added.

Gallery

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Assassin's Creed I'''

Rating: 9.7/10

Days of Completion: 3 Days

Favorite Assassination: Robert de Sable at the Battle of Arsuf

Review: It was a great game, I believe it really felt real. The use of historical accuracy was a bonus and it made me feel like I was actually inside the heart of Jerusalem and following the story of Altaïr. I felt like a true assassin performing stealthy assassinations and having to leap from tall towers and synchronize to track my targets. Overall, it's a great game and I'm proud to own it. Altaïr for the win! ^.^

Assassin's Creed II

Rating: 9/10

Days of Completion: 4 days

Favorite Assassination: Carlo Grimaldi after using the Flying Machine

Review: This game was a great installation to the series, although I personally favor the first one. They really took advantage of not only the Renaissance but also the magical wonders which they had to offer include the architecture and the style of clothing they wore. Living the life of the young assassin, Ezio Auditore was a great experience, to experience him during his climbs to the rank of an Assassin and his Quest for Vengeance. Once again, another great installment to the series.

Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood

Rating: 8 1/2 out of 10.

Days of Completion:Estimated time, around 8 hours

Favorite Assassination: Octavian de Valois

Review: This game was not as good as last 2 but it was still good none the less. This game took Ezio into the heart of the wondrous city of Rome, the heart of Italian corruption. While there, Ezio faces many challenges including rescuing Caterina Sforza from the Castel and fighting Cesare Borgia on the castle walls. Overall good game but not as great as the last 2.

Assassin's Creed: Revelations

Rating: 9.5/10

Days of Completion: Less than a day

Favorite Assassination (Or Mission): Setting Sail

Review: This game trumps them all, although I may always have a soft spot for the first game I'd recommend buying it. An older and wiser Ezio Auditore embarks on a journey to Masyaf to discover the secrets left behind Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad, once he arrives, he finds out that Templars have overrun the fortress. After trying to fight against the Templars and was almost hung, Ezio discovers the door to the Library and learns that the keys were in Constantinople. So it was soon a race against time and in the end, Ezio and Altaïr's stories will be put to a close. This game utilizes new techniques such as the ability to craft your own bombs, explosive, distracting and/or covering, you name it, it's there. Allowing faster travel we have dey hookvlade, which will allow the player to take to the air on a zipline. Exciting? Is it not? Totally recommending that if you don't have this game already, kill yourself or buy it. (Unless you're a PC person.. don't kill yourself either. :/ )

Side Games

I've played them all and passed them all, I will work on them later. :P

Halo: Reach

Rating: 10/10

Days of Completions: 2 days in Campaign

Favorite Mission: The End Mission.

Review: The story of Halo: Reach is taken in a fairly different direction, though it's the same concept, bang bang! and kill the Covenant, they seem to have taken a darker more serious turn then the regular Halo series (and in my opinion a Halo 4 sounds stupid but I still look forward to playing it.) The ending was tragic and... no I mustn't say it, oh but I must, it almost bought a tear to my eye. The graphics were excellent and this game was an excellent installment to the series.

Favorite Characters'''

I have many favorite Characters but my top ten are from the most awesome at the start and least awesome but still awesome at the bottom.

1. Altair Ibn-La'Ahad

2. Ezio Auditore Da Firenze

3. Bartolomeo d'Alviano

4. Federico Auditore

5. Il Lupo (The Prowler)

6. Malfatto (The Doctor)

7. Mario Auditore

8. Giovanni Auditore

9. Caterina Sforza

10. Lucrezia Borgia

Completed Games
 * Assassin's Creed Series
 * Assassin's Creed: Altair's Chronicles
 * Assassin's Creed I
 * Assassin's Creed: Bloodlines
 * Assassin's Creed II
 * Assassin's Creed: Discoveries
 * Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood
 * Assassin's Creed: Revelations
 * Lego Series
 * Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga (1-2)
 * Lego Star Wars 3: The Clone Wars
 * Lego Indiana Jones 1 and 2
 * Lego Pirates of the Caribbean
 * Lego Harry Potter 1-4
 * Lego Batman
 * Guild Wars Saga (For PC Only)
 * Guild Wars: Prophecies
 * Guild Wars: Factions
 * Guild Wars: Nightfall
 * Guild Wars: Eye of the North
 * Guild Wars: Extra Content (Leading to GW2)
 * Batman Arkham Asylum
 * Halo Series
 * Halo: Reach
 * Halo: Combat Evolved
 * Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary
 * Halo 2
 * Halo 3: ODST
 * Halo 3
 * WWE 12 (RtW Mode only)
 * Gears of War Series
 * Gears of War 1
 * Spore (Completed as one species)
 * Lemmings Paintball
 * Duke Nukem Forever

Uncompleted Games'


 * FIFA 12
 * Pure
 * Batman: Arkham City
 * Fable 3
 * Skyrim (soon to be in my possession)
 * Naughty Bear



Absent Log/Respected People/Quotes =

Absent Log

Sydney, Australia: Went there for 1 week, I stayed over with my cousin which helped me out alot but that's not the point. During my stay there, I visited such great sights such as the Harbor Bridge and the Opera house in all it's glory. I would show you a photo but they all have me and some people can't be trusted on here. (Not the point :P) I visited there, actually, funny story, I walked down to this park with my cousin and, you may not believe this (I couldn't believe my eyes either), we saw a bunch of kids climbing and jumping but out of the blue comes this guy wearing an Altaïr costume and joins in, they're scaling this equipment and one of the kids apparently played Brotherhood because they walked up to Altaïr and said "Ay! Wassa-matta with you Altaïr." XD Me and my cousin are just sitting there laughing our a**es off. May not be funny to some but it was funny to me and my cousin.

Melbourne, Australia: I returned there for the day but didn't go straight home, instead I met up with a friend in the city and casually went on my little brother's laptop while on trains and buses. Visited the MCG and watched a small movie, it was good to be back home when I've got so much more places to visit.

Geelong, Australia: On my first day I decided to meet up with some old friends and go with them to the Waterpark. It was pretty cool until one of them twisted his angle while running away from a bird, that's right, a BIRD. I had gotten settled in with my Aunty but on the drive there I had a crying child in the other car, annoying me as hell, I wanted to yell at the top of my lungs "SHUT UP!" but I didn't and I'm proud of that. That's the first day, I returned to my Aunty and got a call from my brother saying that the earliest he could get his bachelor party was in 2 days, 2. So, I have to return home tomorrow, completely ruined my trip in Geelong. I will have vengeance, somehow.

Melbourne, Australia: Another return home, I went to my brother's bachelor party which I, as a gentleman, will not disclose to you. XD I visited my Nan and Pop, while there, I had some laughs, visited my cousin ect...

Phillip Island: Got settled in at the Continental Hotel, it was fancy and I paid with my own cash, set me back ALOT. I played some Pool with friends, visited the Koala Park and saw some Penguins because after all, who doesn't like Penguins. I believe my friend tried tipping the table in his favor in Pool. I left on Thursday and arrived at a cousin's house at 12 at Night, well.... morning. :P Now I'm in Bacchus Marsh.

Bacchus Marsh, Australia: I visited the historic Avenue of Honor, while asking farmer's plenty of questions but my trip was cut short because apparently, farmers don't like you "checking out" their daughter, so I high-tailed it out of there, overall, it worked out well.

That's my journey, enjoy those tales brothers and sisters of the Wiki. Enjoy it.

Quotes

"A Minute is all I need."

- Ezio to Cristina.

"Nothing is true, everything is permitted."

- The Assassin Motto

"You've ascended above the level of fail into the level of pure stupidity."

- Me when someone does.

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum."

- Duke Nukem

"Your ass is grass, and I've got the weed-whacker"

- Duke Nukem

"I felt like Kermit the frog cause I was fucking a pig."

- Your Favorite Martian

Respected People

D.Cello- The Big Cheese, you got a question, ask this guy or the others :P Doesn't matter! This guy is the boss and he's keeping this wikia alive after devoted time and editing!

War Clown- Sysop and Bureaucrat at the iF Wiki, War spent much time on the Wiki to get where he is and will always be known as a respected member of the community.

'R BlaiddDdraig - Rafiq of the Apprentice Initiative and a fan of Rugby, you want to talk Sports. Take it up with this guy. He's also a Story Telling Legend and clearly better than I.

Read his tale of Ruddy '07: http://pastebin.com/14pE0NUT

Sick-Steen- This guy is one of the most respected guys on the IRC Chat or The ACWiki itself! He takes much time of his life to edit the pages and maintain order so don't get him the wrong way.

Kaishiro - GOD

Subject 12- Great guy, talk to him! Good person to talk too, nice and a devoted editor. Oh, did I mention he's Staff aswell, wow! What a guy.

Nostalgia AC - What can I say? What a guy!

Vatsa1708- Good guy, he has eyes at the back of this wiki, do something wrong... BANG!.... Your post is undid... doing a great job :)

AssassinRome: Good guy, my master and devoted editor! Doing good job there :D

Assassin-Rayne-Great guy, talk to him! Good person to talk to, nice and a devoted editor aswell as Master :)

Sima- Former Master of Nesty... that's all I can say XD Just kidding around, He's a good editor, sysop and good community man (Sort of :P To us he is) and that's pretty much it.

Guard Dog- Istruttori Master and overall great guy, keep up the good work G.D.

Elchzard- After War Clown had left for absence, Elch was promoted to Istruttore. Good Editor, good guy and... nope, can't think of anything else. Just kidding.. (not) XD

!mmortal- Never actually talked to him but his edits are impressive and well done. Good job, keep it up.

Toppers- He bested me at insults, I give him this. XD

Battle Here: http://pastebin.com/x4BxfsU1

Animusradiation - Our battle of innuendoes was awesome for that he has earned my ever-lasting respect.

Battle Here: http://pastebin.com/dtxHUzYE

Amnestyyy - Do not piss her off. For the love of Kaishiro... do not piss her off. Oh, she's Staff so for one last time... do not piss her off.

Pretty much it... If I missed you, please... feel free to leave a message on my talk page and if you're not on here... well... guess you're just not that good XD Or I've missed you... either way XD

Forever Alone (The Guestbook)
Yes, I'm doing a guestbook to see who's stalking my page because I can.

Example:


 * 1) Ohai There, you're guestbook is empty. ~

Yes. Sign Your Posts, if you do not, I will hunt you down.

The Book:


 * 1) First!!!1 Operation guestbook is operational.  Subject 12  Talk to me 15:56, January 9, 2012 (UTC)
 * 2) You want me to leave you a message everytime I get here? Hmm... Anyways... I came to check whether or not you had given me a separate entry on your page now I'm staff... Nesty  Contact me! 16:01, January 9, 2012 (UTC)
 * 3) ...Still waiting for you to review our co-op assignment, TST XD. Just kidding mate, have a good one. Nostalgia AC  Let's talk. 20:58, January 9, 2012 (UTC)
 * 4) I check out your page (as well as Nesty and War's) from time to time. And you misspelled 'your' in the example :P. Stormbeast  21:04, January 9, 2012 (UTC)
 * 5) Ohhh, Teller... I am sooo going to make you regret this idea xD Anyway, Storm, why check out our pages? My page has very little of interest... xD Nesty  Contact me! 21:09, January 9, 2012 (UTC)
 * 6) Just the names I could think of at the moment. Basically Apprentices and Admins, just to see the variety among users and get an idea of what to do for my page. Stormbeast  21:23, January 9, 2012 (UTC)
 * 7) This entry is a distraction. -S- 21:25, January 9, 2012 (UTC)
 * 8) Fulfilling a request for my friend TST. ~DarkFeather 06:10, January 10, 2012 (UTC)
 * 9) How did I end up here, on your userpage? -- Jack WallsSupermen 03:36, January 14, 2012 (UTC)
 * 10) This entry is still a distraction. Kainzorus Prime Walkie-talkie  03:39, January 14, 2012 (UTC)
 * 11) Guestbook? Why was I not informed?! =O Anyway, need to learn more about revamping, and you're just the person to learn from =D Il Assassini da Asiatico~Il Falcone  02:51, January 23, 2012 (UTC)
 * 12) Sort of takes the fun out of stalking you if you ask me to, oh well, guess I'm here now. :P Slate Vesper 03:03, January 23, 2012 (UTC)
 * 13) Frak! How long did it take to do your page? Also, the most "Awesome Sentinel" I've ever seen! Gahahahaha! Erazo  18:57, January 23, 2012 (UTC)
 * 14) i saw you where working on the patzi conspiracy and wanted to know more about revamping and what it is and how long they take-  Cheatcodechamp 

Lone Revamps
Al Mualim - First Apprentice Task, promoted to GA Status

Antonio de Magianis - Second Apprentice Task

Hunt in Cyprus - Fourth Apprentice Task

Adolf Hitler - Fifth Apprentice Task

Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood (novel) - Sixth Apprentice Task

Duel on Lord Basilisk's ship - Seventh Apprentice Task

Al Gore - Lone Task

Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad - Quest for the Chalice section only, Lone task

Auditore Execution - Tenth Apprentice Task, promoted to GA

Tamir - Eleventh Apprentice Task

Garnier de Naplouse - Eleventh Apprentice Task

Talal - Eleventh Apprentice Task

Abu'l Nuqoud - Eleventh Apprentice Task

Majd Addin - Eleventh Apprentice Task

Jubair al Hakim - Eleventh Apprentice Task

Sibrand - Eleventh Apprentice Task

William of Montferrat - Eleventh Apprentice Task

Confrontation in the Vatican - Lone Task, promoted to FA

Fall of Monteriggioni - Lone Task

Skirmish in the Campagna District - Lone Task

Bonfire of the Vanities - Lone Task

Vali cel Tradat - Lone Task

Cyril of Rhodes - Lone Task

Paired Revamps
Rise and fall of Altaïr - Eight Apprentice Task with Assassinist

Fall of the Assassin Order - Own Task set with Lupo

Marco Barbarigo - Part of ninth Apprentice task, possible GA, work with Lupo

Stefano da Bagnone - Part of ninth Apprentice task, possible GA, work with Lupo

Bernardo Baroncelli - Part of ninth Apprentice task, possible GA, work with Lupo

Francesco Salviati - Part of ninth Apprentice task, possible GA, work with Lupo

Carlo Grimaldi - Part of ninth Apprentice task, possible GA, work with Lupo

Silvio Barbarigo - Part of ninth Apprentice task, possible GA, work with Lupo

Community Achievements
Tutorial 1: This Wiki and You- This guide presents a basic concept of editing and all around, most of what you need to know about the ACWiki. It shows you a variety of skills among other things, stuff that you need to Revamp or expand an article.

Tutorial 2: Templates and IRC in Depth - You need to know something of Templates, IRC and err... well that's all we talk about in this guide, we delve deeper into the realm of IRC and Templates. Providing more detail which is necessary.

ACWikified Tobuscus Trailer - To me, this is an Achievement, enough to be put on here. XD

The Teller High-Five Challenge!
Yes, this is the Teller High-Five Challenge. Inspired by DF who high fived me online just a second ago. You must be thinking "Teller, what is this challenge you speak of?" Well, I'll tell you. I'll be keeping a chart with a list of user-names and every time that user comes onto the IRC and I say "Hi. o/", they can just respond with a "\o" which will count as one point. One each time you come on, which person can get the most? You must be thinking "What's in it for us?" Well... I'll think of something, which you can decide. Oh! It's not just if I say Hello with a "o/", if someone else says it, save the logs and give me a date and time, leave it on my talkpage and it'll go towards the score-board. Let's see how much "love" you can get before the 14th, there's a special reward to the people that do it the most before that day but the main contest ends on the 1st of March! GO! GO! GO!