User blog comment:Master Sima Yi/Assassinews 09-07-'12 — Assassin's Creed film news/@comment-4043223-20120710024034

Desmond = Adam Sandler

Lucy = Paris Hilton

Shaun = Graham Norton

Rebecca = That chicks name I can't remember, you know, the one in that film about the thing.

Subject 16 = Gene Wilder

Vidic = Bill Murrey

Altair = The Rock

Juno = Monica Bellucci (seriously she should be in every film ever made)

Ezio = Ray Romano

Christina = That hot chick on Home & Away (the one whose sister turned out to be her mother and wasn't lesbian anymore).

Note: Obviously I am joking........