User:War Clown

'This user is semi-retired from wiki activity. You may occasionally see his name on the activity feed, editing a page, but that's only because of one common occurrence: Someone fucked up. If you wanna bother him, you can usually find him on the IRC, complaining about how small his shirts are getting.'

"I am a total cynic who probably hates you, unless you give me reason not to. Like having Gouda. Or being dead."

- Jack W. White.

Hello. I'm War Clown. You may have seen or heard my name around, you may have not. Either way, here I am. Now sod off, unless you have business about.

If you're going to add me on PSN (which I doubt), please introduce yourself. Thanks.

The Biography
"It doesn't matter who we are. What matters is our plan."

- Tom Hardy.

Well, since I'll probably still be around, might as well say something about myself.

I cook methamphetamine I started editing on the wiki since my summer vacation (last May of 2010, apparently) and have contributed a lot ever since. I won't go enumerating all of them, but it was enough to get me a spot in the Istruttori (now the Bureau), and then eventually became an Administrator, alongside then-admin and now your current bureaucrat Master Sima Yi and the now retired D. Cello. Eventually, I had to leave my position, due to personal issues and for the good of the wiki. Nowadays, I just do small-time edits and hang around the IRC.

My interests include video games, art, comic books, and some specific TV series. I'm fairly confident about my skills in drawing; if you're writing any fanon, I'd be willing to draw some of your characters, make them come to life, all that jazz. I mean, you know, if I like you (no homo), or if I find your story interesting. Then again, no one would probably be reading this so, what the hell. But if you're interested, let me know on the IRC, or just leave a message on my talkpage.

Games

 * Assassin's Creed - PS3
 * Assassin's Creed II - PS3
 * Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood - PS3
 * Assassin's Creed: Revelations Collector's Edition - PS3
 * Assassin's Creed III Asia Collector's Edition - PS3
 * Assassin's Creed: Bloodlines - PSP
 * Assassin's Creed: Altaïr's Chronicles - iPhone
 * Assassin's Creed II: Discovery - iPhone
 * Assassin's Creed III: Liberation - PS Vita

Other Media

 * Assassin's Creed: Lineage - MP3
 * Assassin's Creed: Ascendance - MP3
 * Assassin's Creed: Embers - DVD
 * Assassin's Creed: The Fall plus Epilogue - CBR
 * Assassin's Creed: The Chain - CBR
 * Assassin's Creed: The Secret Crusade - Physical Copy
 * Assassin's Creed: Renaissance - Physical Copy
 * Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood novel - Physical Copy
 * Assassin's Creed: Revelations novel - Physical Copy
 * Assassin's Creed French novels - CBR
 * Assassin's Creed: Revelations Artbook - Physical Copy
 * The Best of Assassin's Creed: Soundtrack - CD
 * Ezio Auditore da Firenze action figure
 * Connor sculpture

The Poll
Feel free to answer. What the fuck are you doing here? I saw your name come up on the wiki activity feed I saw your name on the pic from an article I was reading I saw your name on the retired people on the Staff page I hate you with every fiber of my being and am currently stalking you right now for every edit you make I am a total nitwit who doesn't have anything else productive to do I am reading this very line right now I have no idea what the hell the above choices mean