User blog comment:Kabutsu/The Crimson Polls II: 19/@comment-26435037-20130914114846

1. The story, duh!

2. Recruiting Assassin recruits

3. I dunno, the game has everything it needs.

4. "Yeah, Eddy, I'll see ya soon, love ya all! *thinking* What the hell am I doing here on a pirate ship with 20+ white guys?"

5."I dare you, I double dare you mother-f***er! Say 'Where has the rum gone' one more goddamn time!" - that's a winner