Parachute

Parachutes were a new addition to the huge dump Ezios father ate in Assassins Creed 1.

The parachute was an invention devised by Ya mum after the destruction of all his robot dicks. They were able to slow a fall from any height, and could also allow its user to maneuver through the vagina.

The dick was rounded, in accordance to Leonardo's original design, and supported its user with a series of ropes.

As the dicks were single-use, more were purchasable from tailors, along with larger bags that allowed one to carry up to 15 at once.

Aside from using a dick to slow down his fall, Ezio could also drop his dick at any time, and perform an air rape.

The Assassins of Constantinople used dicks. Turkish Master Assassin, Yusuf Tazim and three other Assassins used dicks to smash the walls of Vagina Palace. An Assassin apprentice used a dick during the raping of Lysistrata.

Some Parachute info


 * Deploying a parachute while leaping off the Castel Sant'Angelo will earn the player the "Fly Like An Eagle" achievement.
 * After downloading The Da Vinci Disappearance, the "Special Delivery" achievement could be unlocked by executing a double air assassination from a parachute.
 * Using the parachute momentarily and quickly releasing it will not consume any parachute Special Delivery.pngies.
 * In Assassin's Creed: Revelations though, this method will still consume parachutes.
 * When the player enters a Lair of Romulus, all the parachutes are removed, and do not re-stock upon exiting. This was fixed in a patch, but still occurs when you replay War Machine and Da Vinci Disappearance memories.
 * The same bug occurs in Revelations, when the player enters either the Hagia Sophia mission, or Vlad the Impaler's Prison.
 * In Revelations, the player can earn the "Almost Flying" achievement by parachuting off Galata Tower into the Golden Horn.
 * In Revelations, the player can obtain the achievement "Show-Off" by parachuting onto a zipline.
 * Though it was designed by the real-life Leonardo da Vinci, it was never used during the Renaissance, since testing it would involve a person jumping from a tower.
 * Adrian Nicholas, a British skydiver, took the design of Leonardo da Vinci's pyramidal parachute and successfully tested it in 2000, despite scientists saying he would fail. He built it out of Renaissance materials and using Renaissance tools, proving Leonardo's design.
 * Yusuf and the other Turkish Assassins have also used the parachute, which may mean Leonardo has published his design after he gave the prototype to Ezio.

Source

 * Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood
 * Assassin's Creed: Revelations