User talk:War Clown

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Omegaplib
War, Omega said you interviewd him sometime ago but there's still no report on the apprentice initiative about the outcome of the talk. Please update it. -- D. Cello 22:47, May 4, 2011 (UTC)

Arsuf
War, I think it's done... I'm still not entirely happy with the section titles, but they're okay, I think... So, yeah... Assignment finished, Master :) Elchzard 20:25, May 11, 2011 (UTC)


 * I want to talk to you, brother. -- D. Cello 07:17, July 16, 2011 (UTC)
 * I'd like that too. But I'm eating. -- WarClown Dial-UpinFamous 03:17, July 17, 2011 (UTC)
 * I'm on IRC, will be there for a couple of hours more, I believe. -- D. Cello 03:40, July 17, 2011 (UTC)
 * I'll get on when I'm done eating. -- WarClown Dial-UpinFamous 03:46, July 17, 2011 (UTC)

;)
You should change your name to ass_clown.

I think your actions were completely unreasonable and I didn't deserve to be kicked.

I was only joking the first time, if you or anybody else participating for that matter, were 'true' AC fans, then you should've seen through it. I understand the reasons for being kicked this time, as maybe not all people that claim to be well educated around here actually are, but the second time was completely ridiculous.

I was 'greeted' with hostility upon returning to this extremely stimulating area of conversation, especially from one member in particular. My comments leading up to the second kick were not troll-like, nor were they against any of the rules. I was referred to as 'it', and I used my translated name (Il Tuo Dio - translates to YOUR GOD) to question this aggressive member's aforementioned reference. I was never given a chance after being 'welcomed' back, so why allow my presence once again if there are members unwilling to compromise in relation to the situation and start fresh?

You sat there and allowed this member to continue their attack, whilst I was not even given a warning. I'm sure the situation would have been very different if one of these 'respected' members was put in the same situation as I. I believe yourself, and the rest of these self-centered assholes (except Blaidd) provide nothing but a bad environment for anybody else to participate in.

Whether I get banned from anything further due to this truthful message really doesn't bother me. None of you are any better than me nor are you above me, this is the internet, not a real life experience. This whole thing is based around something fictional (regardless of it having connections to historic events). If none of you can understand that, and have to take it to the point of refusing voice of opinion due to it not being your own, then you all need to take a look at who you are (and realise that you're acting like a bunch of fags).

Take my thoughts into consideration, any action that arises due to this situation will be scrutinised if not correct (if not by me, then nobody. Because most of the other members are too busy ass-kissing to realise they're conformists'). Oh - Il Tuo Dio 08:45, May 23, 2011 (UTC)


 * You were saying? -- WarClown Frequency: 149.94 09:00, May 23, 2011 (UTC)
 * Wait, he was permanently banned because Rayne called him an "it" for being a troll and he punned his name as a bad joke that everyone misunderstood? I'm not disagreeing with your actions, but just asking if I'm missing something here? :S --  T H I E F  10:37, May 23, 2011 (UTC)
 * Nevermind, I see that on the first part of the chat log that Rayne was pissed about a previous "trolling" by this guy. So.. that might've inspired this permanent ban.. --  T H I E F  10:47, May 23, 2011 (UTC)
 * Thief, it was the same guy that was trolling the previous time before that. And that completely fucked up message he left War up above makes it all the worse. I was okay with the kid until he started being a little asswipe, War kicked him once as a warning and he came back all the same. Fucker deserves worse and yes, I am pissed. -- Rayne  Message 10:59, May 23, 2011 (UTC)
 * Ah, okay. And yeah, I knew it was the same guy. --  T H I E <font color="#2b0059">F  11:27, May 23, 2011 (UTC)


 * YES.... -- WarClown Frequency: 149.94 13:37, May 23, 2011 (UTC)

Ban Hammer
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IRC
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Stuff
I saw Assassin's Creed Brotherhood Diary (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjPT7oC2il0) And when you get to skip through 2.20min, you see a mission in front the pantheon that I have not found anywhere in the game, But you can clearly see that it is a gameplay. Does anyone know how I can play this mission or how it is that I can not? By the way: I have Assassins Creed Brotherhood Codex Edition

Please reply soon


 * Sign your posts. Its from a dev diary, some stuff from there wasn't seen in game. Most likely the one you've been saying is cut from the game. And that's your answer. -- WarClown Frequency: 149.94 13:22, April 27, 2011 (UTC)

No title
Hello War Clown.

Sorry for talking to you knowing that you surely hate me.

But, Rayne is out, and I don't understand why do I need to talk with him.

I am afraid too, talking with Rayne or with Cello. They will bann me as soon as they see me.

I know this is public.

But, just talk with them, please. Promise is Promise.

Do as you see fit, 19Iguy 15:58, April 27, 2011 (UTC)


 * I'm sorry, but I can't be reasoned with. I sold my sanity for some cake yesterday. Talk to either Cello or Rayne, I'm sure they're more reasonable than I am. -- WarClown Frequency: 149.94 16:05, April 27, 2011 (UTC)
 * Thank you for responding... And-a... Sorry for being stupid all that time. 19Iguy 16:15, April 27, 2011 (UTC)
 * Hello again,,, It's to late... I am banned, AGAIN! I DID WANT TO CHANGE, I PROMISSED. Roma didn't try to hear me. Im sorry, please. :'((
 * Then go explain to him! I didn't do anything! -- WarClown Frequency: 149.94 16:28, April 27, 2011 (UTC)

I know... But am I banned forever! what will it do if I am banned forever...

It's not youre fault... I'm so pissed off right now! >: ((


 * God damn it, will you just keep away from me?! I'm not your freaking caretaker damn it! Another post from you here and I'll make sure you're banned from this place too! -- WarClown Frequency: 149.94 05:45, April 28, 2011 (UTC)

Just sad...... :(
Could you help me with this?

http://assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/Assassin%27s_Creed_II_Achievement_Guide

The Reaper   03:20, May 5, 2011 (UTC)

RE: Page set up
Yo bro, whats the flow, how you go....ing? XD Anyway those pages you requested have been set up here and here. Cheers! -- ☘ The Green Lion ☘ ➜ ☎Talk☎  13:45, May 5, 2011 (UTC)

Auto refresh feature
To be added in MediaWiki:Common.js.

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Vatsa 18:22, May 6, 2011 (UTC)

I loved that feature from other wikis. Props. -- <font color="#000080"> T <font color="#0b0076">H <font color="#15006c">I <font color="#200062">E <font color="#2b0059">F  03:12, May 7, 2011 (UTC)
 * Okay, it passed. Feel free to add it, War ^^ -- D. Cello 14:37, May 7, 2011 (UTC)

Laughed my ass off
Hahahaha, your image gallery. "ARE YOU LADIESMAN217?". Good grief, I laughed hard. It's even more funny due to the fact that TF was on TV just a few days ago. Hohoho. Thanks for making my day, hahah. (I think I need coffee). -- <font color="#000080"> T <font color="#0b0076">H <font color="#15006c">I <font color="#200062">E <font color="#2b0059">F  04:16, May 7, 2011 (UTC)


 * Thanks, I guess. :P -- WarClown Frequency: 149.94 04:19, May 7, 2011 (UTC)

Why so serious?
Looks like poor ol' Mach has a case of the giggles! XD -- ☘ The Green Lion ☘  ➜ ☎Talk☎  20:21, May 8, 2011 (UTC)


 * That...is both creepy, funny, awesome, and...more creepy XD Anyways 16, thanks for the pic. Appreciated :D -- WarClown Frequency: 149.94 06:20, May 9, 2011 (UTC)
 * HAHAAHAHA XD Awesome. -- D. Cello 15:37, May 9, 2011 (UTC)

Rodrigo vandal
Just thought that I'd let you know that a user called Pavinder.s.cheema vandalised the Rodrigo Borgia page and deleted most of the stuff on it, was wondering if you could revert his edit? ThE GrEaT AsSaSsIn 22:23, May 14, 2011 (UTC)


 * First off, sign your post with ~ at the end of the message, "Mr. GrEaT AsSaSsIn". Vandal's already been dealt with. Thank you for posting. -- WarClown Frequency: 149.94 15:16, May 15, 2011 (UTC)

Thank you
War, because you helped me with my merit I done a little something for you. It isn't much, but a small thanks for your help. I hope you like it:

Enjoy. Assassino de Roma 20:37, May 17, 2011 (UTC)


 * What a lovely gift. Thanks Rome :) -- WarClown Frequency: 149.94 14:18, May 18, 2011 (UTC)

Ezio's gallery
Hey, war (can I call you that?) I have two pics of Ezio with the armor of Altaïr and I was wondering if I could post them at his gallery, just wondering since there are so many of him in it.

Thanks for the time.

Ghosttharian 01:12, May 19, 2011 (UTC)


 * Yes, of course. Though you can't add self-made pictures and/or manipulated ones. It is against the wiki rules. If your image doesn't fall on those categories, then feel free to add it. -- WarClown Frequency: 149.94 12:48, May 19, 2011 (UTC)

Ezio's Rise
Hey war, you said you needed help with creating a page for Ezio's "how-to become an assassin" (ok, my humor is terrible) listed in Epic of Ezio. If that is for-real, count me in.

Please answer this, and thank you in advance.(Btw is there a way to create one of those fancy tags saying to people: "Make minor edits or contact Ghost/war for bigger edits?" If you think it's needed that is.)

Ghosttharian 20:23, May 22, 2011 (UTC)


 * The article is similar to the Liberation of Rome page, which should summarize the events of a whole installment. In this case, Ezio's time pre-Brotherhood (including Discovery). So if you're good with that, then go ahead.


 * Also the template you're looking for is this. Learn the code. If you don't get it and need more help, either drop by the IRC, or just ask what's wrong here. Good? -- WarClown Frequency: 149.94 15:04, May 23, 2011 (UTC)
 * It helps alot, though I still have to learn how to apply templates... is there a page that teaches that? Btw Discovery.. hmm I'm afraid I haven't played it, still, there is alot about it right here in the wiki and I can check those fancy tutorials at youtube for footage (So I understand literally EVERYTHING that happened), still count me in. *edit* Oh by the way, the page already exists, or you are going to create it (or in other case I am going to create it.)
 * Thank you for your time,
 * Ghosttharian 15:57, May 23, 2011 (UTC)

LBP ACII Outfit
Proof that it isn't called the "Purple Assassin" outfit. I will be uploading the picture in a few minutes, and from there, you can see it as a contribution on my page. One love, me breda. CryptoKiller 02:23, May 24, 2011 (UTC)

http://assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/File:LBPACII.jpg And there it is. :) CryptoKiller 02:27, May 24, 2011 (UTC)


 * Congratulations. You just proved WikiPedia wrong. -- WarClown Frequency: 149.94 04:34, May 24, 2011 (UTC)
 * I finally feel a sense of accomplishment in life. CryptoKiller 13:39, May 24, 2011 (UTC)
 * Yeah. -- WarClown Frequency: 149.94 14:33, May 24, 2011 (UTC)
 * Yeah. -- WarClown Frequency: 149.94 14:33, May 24, 2011 (UTC)

Explaining stuff
Hey man, as I haven't seen you on the IRC in a couple of days, just thought I should explain some stuff to you. First off, my school feels the need to give all of my year exams at the same time that everyone else is taking proper qualification examinations. For that reason, I've had to loads of homework and revision, etc., so I haven't had a massive amount of time to work on the Rise and Fall of Altaïr. Sorry :( . Anyway, after this week, I have a week off, so I'll finish it off in that time. Also, Rome told me about this assignment, and I'm up for it massively, sounds really interesting. :)

Anyway, just thought I'd explain stuff to you. Hope to see you on the IRC again soon. Peace. Elchzard 17:30, May 24, 2011 (UTC)

inFamous
hello there war clown

i am here to apologize for being such an arsehole,i understand now that i am the one in the wrong and i acted like a little shit and you were right to call me like that..... i am so, so sorry will you please unblock me from the infamous wikia i have some new material i would like to put on there , with your permisson of course ... i hope you understand

i think we started off on the wrong foot and i am ready to become a good contrubutor to the infamous wikia and hope we can start again

Thanks very much for you time

First-son 20:09, May 25, 2011 (UTC)


 * It....wasn't me... o.O -- WarClown Frequency: 149.94 02:34, May 26, 2011 (UTC)

Staff Meeting
Greetings, War.

Me, Rayne and Sima were discussing how most of the staff can get to be online at Skype at one given time, and we've agreed it's about time we have our FIRST! STAFF! MEETING!

So, we have settled at 22:00 PM UTC at this Saturday June 11, what gives us a pretty decent time for both extremes of the world (not too late for Americas, not toooo earlier for asians/australians).

We will be in Skype around that time. I know it's been decided right on time, but please try to make to it. It will be our test run for staff meetings.

Seeya and talk to ya tomorrow! ;D -- D. Cello 17:07, June 10, 2011 (UTC)

oO
War... don't look now, but... I think someone stole your userpage >.< -- D. Cello 16:41, June 22, 2011 (UTC)


 * Yeah well, they kept the header on the page. Least that's still there. -- WarClown Frequency: 149.94 16:49, June 22, 2011 (UTC)

Ch- Ch- Ch- Changes
No, the title has no relevance to the post... Or does it!? :O I'll talk to you later, about that... *Mysterious silence* So, yeah. Interview done, and UDITORE passed it. Cello was pleased with the way I handled it, and says I'm now licensed to conduct interviews at times when others of you can't... (Interview logs here) Actually, I think he wants to talk to you about that. Can't remember. But yeah, that's all done, with positive results. Abu'l Nuqoud has a quote. It's not so great, but it's kind of alright... ish. Sibrand is getting his attention now, and will probably be done tonight, if not tomorrow morning. So, yeah. Hope to talk to you on the IRC pretty soonish. Cheers man, Peace! Elchzard (Talking is fun.) 22:45, June 22, 2011 (UTC)
 * Yo, Master. Just remembered to tell you - Sibrand is done... Did it a while ago, but forgot to post here... :3 I might add/change a quote later, but for now, my focus is on RaFoA! I'm still hopeful for Saturday... Don't kill me if it's Sunday, though? :P Elchzard  (Talking is fun.) 22:09, June 23, 2011 (UTC)

Apprentice signup process
sorry but i didnt know how to add a title and so im writing under here

War Clown,

I have a question regarding to subscribing to be a apprentice. Although the page says what to type for a chance to have an interview, it has no reference as to where we should type it. I would like an answer to this question if you could. Where do i type in the request for interviews? is it in the actual talk page or is it somewhere else. Im sorry if it is not allowed to type on your talkpage as a regular user but i dont know where else to type that wil catch your attention.
 * Hello there. To sign up for the Apprentice Initative, first read all the information here. Once you're ready to have an interview, go here, and write a request, following this example. Is all of that clear to you, or do you need any more help? (Sorry for answering for you, War) -- Elchzard (Talking is fun.) 07:37, June 23, 2011 (UTC)

Stuff
Yo Master. Sibrand got finished. It's still not quite right, but... Yeah, there's not much more I can do to it without wasting a lot of time. Also, I did. The gradient isn't quite right, but I'm pretty happy with it – hope you agree! :3 Cheers Wario! -- Elchzard (Talking is fun.) 20:02, June 26, 2011 (UTC)
 * Shiny. On both links. Great job, Sibrand's page looks better than what it is before, and the emblem looks fine enough as it is. Great job! :D -- WarClown Frequency: 149.94 11:00, June 27, 2011 (UTC)

Hello!
hello! i would like to be part of the apprentice program of the assassin's creed wiki and to further continue to contribute to this amazing wiki and be amongst the best of the best editors in this website. thank you for hearing me and for taking your time my brother :D Droideka93 03:17, June 28, 2011 (UTC)


 * Your enthusiasm is most welcome in the program, though you'll need a lot more than that. Last I've heard, they've made certain pre-requisites for those who wish to join up. Read about them here and just add your name to the list once you've met said pre-requisites. If that will be all, then I wish you good fortune in your future endeavors. Cheers! -- WarClown Frequency: 149.94 12:23, June 28, 2011 (UTC)

ME Questions IRC
Hey mate, I'm sorry -- I wasn't by the PC when you messaged me >.< -- D. Cello 18:35, July 1, 2011 (UTC)


 * It's alright. I'll just ask you later. -- WarClown Frequency: 149.94 07:26, July 2, 2011 (UTC)

New avatar!
Yo, yo, yo! Here's the avatar choices you requested! They're both pretty EPIC if you ask me! XD Enjoy! -- ☘ Sikksta ☘ ➜ ☎Talk☎  08:28, July 3, 2011 (UTC)

Not a problem ol' pal! XD -- ☘ Sikksta ☘ ➜ ☎Talk☎  08:33, July 3, 2011 (UTC)

my profile...
i found out we can earn badges, so i went on to do so. i was editing my personal page. i added a paragraph on the left about ho i got into assassins creed. then i was fidling with the "image box and location, gender info" area. i put in my location and gender info, then made a false move and ended up deleting the entire box.

- can you either restore or tell me how to restore my page to its default settings without getting rid of my text.

- also id like to know how i can add more info spaces underneath location and gender.

Valogan2 06:56, July 19, 2011 (UTC)

Trouble user
Hey War Clown, I was recently told that I should tell admins about troubles on the wiki instead of trying to stop people. I fear I might have made situation worst and I wished I heard that peace of advice first. I think you know of the user Valogan2, he disrespects users and admins and wont admit his mistakes neither will he act reasonably on his thread. I apologize in advance for my actions, but I think you should check this out: At it's worst. A lot of users are showing frustration and anger towards this individual and his ignorance his comparable to another troubled user. I hope you check this out, thank you. Le KajaTalk 15:22, July 21, 2011 (UTC)
 * The problem has been dealt with, according to several users on the IRC. Anyway, thanks for reporting. Cheers! -- WarClown Dial-Up<font color="#3399FF">inFamous 15:55, July 21, 2011 (UTC)
 * Your welcome :), I wish I reported him earlier though Le KajaTalk  18:23, July 21, 2011 (UTC)
 * Either way, it would have been dealt with eventually. And yes, I've received at least 3 or 4 notifications due to you fixing your signature on the above reply. :P Anyway, cheers! -- WarClown Dial-Up<font color="#3399FF">inFamous 18:27, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

Um I'd like to ask.. saan ka sa Pilipinas nakatira? AED 13:16, July 22, 2011 (UTC)AED


 * Opo. Sa may Las Piñas po. -- WarClown Dial-Up<font color="#3399FF">inFamous 16:03, July 22, 2011 (UTC)
 * Akala ko hindi ka Pinoy. Ang galing mo plang mag edit.AED 08:23, July 23, 2011 (UTC)AED
 * Haha, salamat. Pinoy ako, nakalagay naman sa userpage ko kung saan ako galing eh. Haha. XD -- WarClown Dial-Up<font color="#3399FF">inFamous 09:02, July 23, 2011 (UTC)

Sa may alabang siya <font face="Chiller"> Wolf's Bane   <font size="0.5"> Pack Leader   13:24, July 22, 2011 (UTC)
 * Hindi ko kailangan ng taga-sagot...lalo na kung ikaw yung sasagot. -- WarClown Dial-Up<font color="#3399FF">inFamous 16:03, July 22, 2011 (UTC)

Ahh.... ganoon ba? Ok ikaw Assassinist?AED 13:35, July 22, 2011 (UTC)AED

why would you ban me. I was just having fun and i didn't do anything or say anything that is against the rules. If you unban me i won't pretend to be a assassin
 * Get a better name when you log in. And if possible, a better life. -- WarClown Dial-Up<font color="#3399FF">inFamous 04:30, July 31, 2011 (UTC)

Concept art link
Hi War Clown, I see you are the Bureaucrat of the inFamous wiki so I thought I would give you this link (link here) to a concept artist (Bjorn Hurri I think his name is) and the concept art he did for inFamous 2. I happened to find it by chance but I hope that it is useful. Kaloneous 02:48, August 3, 2011 (UTC)