User blog:TheSt0ryTeller/Bad Puns

So.. I'm bored... here are some bad puns

-I'm an assassin, I'm like a blade in the crowd! :D

-You need a bucket? You look a little pale

-I'm an ace at cards

-I tried for a job as a gold digger, didn't PAN out :D

-My father was a brick layer who went to prison, he still ain't no Free Mason :P

-Somebody commented on my driving, they left a note that said "Parking Fine" so that was nice :)

-I'm a puzzle and I like to get Jiggy with it :D

Puns are funny :)