User:TheSt0ryTeller

"The trick to finding the solution, lies in the problem"

"Power does not make the man, what makes the man is the context in which power is used"

"The world is a delicate place, but delicates can break so easily"

"With great power comes great responsibility"

Laa Shay'a waqiun moutlaq bale koulon moumkine

- Nothing is True, Everything is Permitted

''Why should a man fly when he has no wings, why should he help when he has no skill and why should he run when he has no speed? Because it's his nature, he loves looking at the clouds from above, he helps because he was raised that way and he runs because he wants to keep his body just the way it is"''

- My Grandfather to Me



About me
Greetings everyone, I'm TheSt0ryTeller but you can call me what you like as long as they have something to do with my username, here are some examples: I reached a goal I set out for myself which was to make it into the Apprentice iniative, I am now under the guidance of Master Rome as it states ontop of my page. My new goal is to get into the Istruttorium and become a master (If they let me of course, I'm even good with just interviewing people ;) )
 * 1) TST
 * 2) TELLER
 * 3) James (Real Name)
 * 4) Story
 * 5) Bed Time Story

'''If you need any help don't hesitate to ask! If I cannot help you, speak to one of the people listed on the list of Respected People down below. If I don't respond, check the IRC Chat because I'm on there alot. If you just want to ask a question about who I am or about the normal Assassin's Creed series, I'm always free :)'''

Favorite Characters
I have many favorite Characters but my top ten are from the most awesome at the start and least awesome but still awesome at the bottom.

1. Altair Ibn-La'Ahad

2. Ezio Auditore Da Firenze

3. Bartolomeo d'Alviano

4. Federico Auditore

5. Il Lupo (The Prowler)

6. Malfatto (The Doctor)

7. Mario Auditore

8. Giovanni Auditore

9. Caterina Sforza

10. Lucrezia Borgia

Respected People
D.Cello- The Big Cheese, you got a question, ask this guy or the others :P Doesn't matter! This guy is the boss and he's keeping this wikia alive after devoted time and editing!

WarClown- Sysop, second in command, he worked his way to the top by HOURS and DAYS and MONTHS of devoted editing and time to contribute, piss this guy off... your stuffed.

Sick-Steen- This guy is one of the most respected guys on the IRC Chat or The ACWiki itself! He takes much time of his life to edit the pages and maintain order so don't get him the wrong way =_=

LUPEY!- She's great! Great editor, great random person. She's nice and a good editor aswell as apprentice :)

Subject 12- Great guy, talk to him! Good person to talk too, nice and a dovoted editor aswell as apprentice :)

VATSAAAAA!!- Good guy, he has eyes at the back of this wiki, do something wrong... BANG!.... Your post is undid... doing a great job :)

Rome: Good guy, my master and devoted editor! Doing good job there :D

DOTMAN!!- Awesome guy, he is well,...... <--- Dots XD Great editor and great on the IRC :)

RAYNEH!!-Great guy, talk to him! Good person to talk too, nice and a dovoted editor aswell as Master :)

The Loyal Recruit- New Apprentice taken in by Sick-Steen, good guy doing a good job :) Well done for making it on my list XD

SIMMEH!!- Master of Uditore... that's all I can say XD Just kidding around, look at War_Clown's thing-a-ma-bobby :D

GUARD!!- Master of Assassinist.... screw this... just read Rayneh's one!! XD

Pretty much it... If I missed you, please... feel free to leave a message on my talk page and if you're not on here... well... guess you're just not that good XD Or I've missed you... either way XD

BOTWARS
LINK: http://pastebin.com/j20LcBAB

'''Summary: Toppers was kicked by Animus for flooding, he insults Animus and then Sima (Who is controlling Animus) then comesback. BOTWARS Part 1... Read it and find out :)'''

PHEEL ASSES?
LINK:http://pastebin.com/NeEHUZLq

'''Summary: Somehow the conversation started being about How asses can be gay? Read it and find... out...'''

OMG! I'VE BEEN PRANKED :O
Link:http://pastebin.com/RC0HBRQT

'''Summary: Rayne pranks me by disguising as a Nooby Anon, taught me to read the IP Addresses more carefully and to listen... not the best example online. erm... just read and find out... :) '''

Music Stuff!
'''I like many kinds of music... List of bands below and favorite songs :)'''
 * Our Lady Peace- One Man Army
 * Nickleback- Just to get High
 * Breaking Benjamin- Blow me away
 * Dream Theatre- 6:00
 * Weird Al- You're Pitiful
 * Woodkid- Iron

Assassin's Creed Media

 * Assassin's Creed I- Passed and Owned
 * Assassin's Creed II-Passed and Owned
 * Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood- Passed and Owned
 * Assassin's Creed: Altair's Chronicles- Passed
 * Assassin's Creed: Bloodlines- Passed
 * Assassin's Creed: DIscoveries- Passed
 * Assassin's Creed: The Secret Crusade- Finished
 * Assassin's Creed: Renaissance- Finished
 * Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood- Finished
 * Assassin's Creed: Revelations- Pre-ordered (Animus Edition)

Likes
Instrumental: Books: TV Shows: Favorite Youtube Guys:
 * Drums
 * Keyboard
 * Pencil Drums (Smacking a table with 2 pencils while banging your foot down)
 * Stephen King books in general (IT, Misery, The Stand ect..)
 * The Assassin's Creed books
 * Batman Comics (Yeah yeah whatever!) XD
 * Bone Comics (Bone is some good stuff!)
 * Andy Griffin's Just series, The day my bum went psycho, Zombie bums from Uranus and Bumageddon.
 * Herald Sun newspaper.
 * The Simpsons (It's a classic)
 * Two and Half Men (Men, men, men, men, menly, men, men!)
 * How I met your mother (Face it, it's LEGEN...wait for it... DARY!)
 * Futurama (Good cartoon)
 * American Dad (Screw it... GC (Good cartoon) Okay? Good)
 * Family Guy (GC)
 * King of the Hill (GC)
 * Felix the Cat (Good ol' fashioned cartoon)
 * Neighbors (I know it's a soap but it has its moments)
 * Wife Swap (Some funny stuff happens)
 * More crap but I'm not going to waste whoever has wasted their time reading this ;)
 * Nostalgia Critic
 * Angry Video Game Nerd
 * That Guy with the Glasses
 * Chester A Bum
 * Tobuscus
 * Impersonation videos.
 * Team Four Star (DBZ Abridged, Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged)

Dislikes

 * Phoneys
 * Sexists
 * Racists
 * Peope who judge to quickly
 * Noobs

End Message
That's it, thank you for taking the time to read this but... I don't think you read it all.... LAZY MUCH? XD

If you're new, Welcome, if you're old and I don't know you, still... WELCOME and if I do know you and you're either new or old.... Chat ;) Thanks for reading! :)