User blog comment:TheSt0ryTeller/Assassin's Creestmas - A Special Holiday Post To ACWikia/@comment-3046679-20121225010224

/gifts Telly with a "Guide on how to train your Speehs Ahstralyan Spider-that's-so-big-it-has-a-healthbar".

And a goodwill to all of my other fellow bastards here on the wiki.